Butdoisay TRUE STORIES
The Luhya Procreation-The First Man And Woman.
Posted on October 4, 2008. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
The first man and woman had no children for a long time. They did not know the secret of procreation and tried to have union in various ways without success. One day the man saw the woman climbing a tree and noticed her private parts, and so that night he sought union with her again. She refused at first, saying that he had only seen an ulcer, but later she gave in. She suffered great pain at this union but, in due course, she bore a son, much to the surprise of both of them. That was the beginning of their family, for they had found the secret of getting children….and the process continued and continued,kumbe… it was no ulcers!!!! and then Clay was born……butdoisay…
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Beware Of The Sleeping Pill-Girls New Way Of Robbing Their Partners..
Posted on May 13, 2008. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
Dear readers, I have just remembered of this new way in Kenya or maybe abroad somewhere else, where prostitutes or thieves use pills or chemicals to drop in your drink, and by the time you realize, you have a blackout.
Nowadays, prostitutes and other girls in Kenya have discovered a new move, they let you do foreplay by playing with their titts, which is marinated with a 24 hour sleeping pill, and by the time you have licked the liquid form pill on their nipples, its “GOODNIGHT BABY” ,”YOU HAVE A BLACKOUT” they rob you of your cash, watch, gold chain and they vanish from the room innocently, aids free and rich women……By the time you wake up in the morning, you want to fly back to the diaspora broke….So watch out pro-lovers, you might be the next victim, what you see is not what you get…..butdoisay…..Any good advice on how to stop this??? Butdoisay is listening…….
Clay Onyango.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Amazing African True Stories…
Posted on May 11, 2008. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
Dear readers, I just came back from Africa as you may have read earlier, while I was there I met some of my old friends that are still alive, its hard to meet most of them because they have gone on with their lives or maybe passed. Those that I met had stories that I may have missed while in diaspora, and I am going to share them with you, some are sad stories and some are just amazing….
SAD STORY: Some friends that we grew up together, became gangsters, since it was tough for them to survive, and to earn money, they chose to be criminals instead. I remember sometime back, when I visited Africa, I met one of the parents and he asked me if I could help óne of his sons to travel to Europe, he knew his son was a crook, who would rob with a gun to get anything. Unfortunately, I could not do much to help him, so this time, when I visited AFRICA, i met the same parent again, and I asked him how his son was, he said he was fine, blushing.
As he went his way, my brother told me the story about the son, they were in a group of 4 men , 2 brothers belonging to this parent. It was the end of the month, the best day to rob anyone since everyone had at least a salary that had been either earned the hard way or the easiest way…..
These 4 crooks had a plan, and their plan was to rob a quarry employees salary, this is (a type of open-pit mine from which rock or minerals are extracted. Quarries are generally used for extracting building materials), the employess here work heavily, to earn almost nothing, but since you can find up to 100 workers on a quarry, this would be a good catch for these crooks. They first went and stole a get away car and proceeded to the quarry for their catch, they had calculated the salary time, and as the quarry employess happily gathered for their salaries, with alot of JOLLY SCREAMS, their happiness was cut short by the 4 gun trotting gangsters, who demanded their whole salary to be given to them, before it was distributed to any one employee. Their demands were met and they got the money, but as they were driving away in a hurry to get a way from the quarry, they ended up in a ditch at the quarry and so they could not drive away.
The quarry employees got their lifetime opportunity, to remove their stress and hard working frustrations, they stoned the 4 gangsters to death 2 inside the get away car and 2 while they were trying to run away from the scene.
The quarry employees still got their hard earned salaries that was almost vanishing from their naked eyes, so this parent lost his 2 sons, one of which I was supposed to help abroad….butdoisay……more AMAZING true stories coming soon…
Clay Onyango.
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Stockholm/Kenya Rugby Fans Heading To London…
Posted on May 11, 2008. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
Dear readers,destination London rugby fans is growing, can anyone suggest the dates of departure and return so that those interested can make the same booking, Chris Rock will be in London too, unfortunately, on the same date, but I understand the tickets are sold out. This summers plans have started to ripe, there is reggae festival in Germany, those interested will be informed later. I think this is a good move to kill stress and depression within our lives, join others for these trips as a group and you wont feel lonely. Hawaii, Los Angeles, Spain on the menu……butdoisay….
Clay Onyango.
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 3 so far )Butdoisay Ranked Nr.78 In The World As A Blog Of The Day
Posted on May 10, 2008. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
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Cmon guys feed me with some life time stories……You better be proud of Butdoisay……your blog.
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Butdoisay And Friends Just Smiles..”NO TIME TO FUME”…click to view..
Posted on May 8, 2008. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
My Friends have no time to fume….they just Smile!!!..if you are my friend and not above dont worry more pictures cooking, but always SMILE whatever the case…..butdoisay…
Clay Onyango
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )Butdoisay Within Nairobi´s Night Life….
Posted on May 7, 2008. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
Butdoisay meets Rumba Japan Band in Club Afrique….
My dear readers, I still want to feed you with stories regarding my trip to Kenya, sorry I have been frying them for too long, I hope they are not over cooked…like when you boil oxtails too much and the taste dissappears. It took too long coz I forgot to set the cooker´s alarm on, while watching football between Barcelona and Madrid….so far Madrid leading 2-0.
Anyway, Nairobis night life is just none explainable, its a city full of music life and style, for those who have been in diaspora for too long without visiting Nairobi, you might have left clubs like the carnivore, where simba ngoma used to happen every sundays, Bommerang night club where Dj PACKO used to entertain you to the maximum, or maybe visions Club where Dj Mike used to mix it to death.
Things have changed my dear readers, we now have new clubs like Casablanca club, on your way to hurlingham,its known to be a posh club for those with cash, I understand even prostitutes are of high class there. They go for dollars not in Kenya shillings. I bumped to REDSAN, the Kenyan reggae star, and every one was whispering….”there is REDSAN…”
We then have Club Psys , pronounced SIZE and not Pssss…so dont tell the taxi driver to take you to pssss, there is one in southlands not far from the carnivore and the other one in westlands. I went to this club and as I was twisting my whole body like anaconda on the dancing floor, thinking that no one knows me there, my eyes bumped into, guess who, DJ SAFI, all the way from Sweden. You can never hide when Safi is all over making sure that things are Safi (clean)…. no bad habbits….
We then have Club Afrique, in westlands too, where you can just listen to Lingala, an african beat, they sometimes have a live band. there I met RUMBA JAPAN band, as on the pictures, a very good place to visit if you miss this kind of music.
We then have Club GYPSY, in westlands too, a very classic club too, worth to visit, very good crowd of both Kenyans, our white tourists and indians, marvellous mixture of techno, pop, Rnb etc music..not forgeting club ZANZE on Kenya cinema, here you can also listen to an african beat…
As for the reggae lovers, MAD HOUSE IS STILL ALIVE AND KICKING….butdoisay….
Clay Onyango.
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Butdoisay Wins A Formular 1 Car- Where Is Joginder Singh Or Shekhar Mehta?
Posted on May 6, 2008. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
Where is Joginder singh and Shekhar Mehtar to try this formular 1 car that I won on a competition? For those who do not know the mentioned names, these were some of the Kenyans that were competing in the famous Kenya safari rally.
So you think of Africa and you picture Lions, Zebras, and Elephants, vast Savannas and dusty Land Rover roads. You imagine searing sunshine, shield and spear wielding tribesmen, and burnt red earth. So what would make this the home of arguably the toughest rally in the world?
Clay Onyango
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House Of Mumbi A Heritage Or A Curse? “Nyamo Shia Rogoro” A Heritage Or A Curse?
Posted on May 4, 2008. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
nyamo shia rogorouncivilized masai
The doctrines of the religion and the history of the Agikuyu is not fully documented or preached about like the bible story of Adam and Eve. The fact that the bible talks about the inherited sin from the world’s first couple bides us all into descendants of Eve. We all belong to the House of Eve according to the Holy Scriptures.
The House of Mumbi (Nyumba ya Mumbi) is thus a title that refers to the Agikuyu, generated from the story of their origin, roots, culture and heritage.
Today a shrine stands on the ground where the first man Gikuyu, created by Ngai and Mumbi who was given to him as a companion and wife, started their life and the family that is now the tribe called the Agikuyu or commonly known as the Kikuyu. The shrine which consists of several huts is situated at the Mukurwe wa Gathanga and is more than a tourist attraction but also a reminder of the Kikuyu roots and origin according to the doctrines of the Kikuyu traditional religious believes. (The complete story will be covered soon in a new category, Your Tribe Your Roots, here at My Expression)
Lately and specifically just before and after the violence that erupted after the last elections in Kenya, the title House of Mumbi was mentioned in the same manner as the famous rubric the Mount Kenya mafia even though these are two completely different elements by all means. It was talked of in such loath that even a good number of Kikuyus were unwilling to be colligated to anything to do with the House of Mumbi.
It was, still is, easy to judge the Kikuyu en masse as tribalists and thieves and every conversation that touches on or bends towards the pride of being a Kikuyu was seen as a tribal statement and hugely condemned as such without much of a thought put to it no matter how innocent it might have been. I have had to defend some of these actions on different occasions risking being labelled a tribalist.
The mere mention of the House of Mumbi evokes such outrage that the Kikuyus around have to shy off as if belonging to the House of Mumbi is a curse that they would rather do away with than preserve. As this practise of abhorrence heighten, they are brain washed into believing that there is indeed something wrong in being a Kikuyu.
In an article featured in a major newspaper, a writer likened these to the attitude towards Jews in Germany before the Holocaust and the Tutsis in Rwanda before the genocide. But it was never really taken serious until the intended ethnic cleansing erupted in several parts of Kenya. Though many reasonable people have tried to ague that the violence was spontaneous and had nothing to do with ethnicity, it is still hard to explain why innocent Kikuyus were victimised other than just that, ethnicity.
A short time after the elections and while the violence was still going on, some heavy weight Kenyan politicians here in Sweden were featured in a TV debate that basically ended up with the conclusion that the violence was a result of the Kikuyu dominance politically and financially. This to the Swedes whose only way of understanding the situation was such as that debate, their arrogant ambassadors and the likes of Michael Ranneberger the US governor of Kenya wannabe, the central province Kikuyus had eroded the country off both power and wealth within the five years that Kibaki had been president. But what they were never made aware of was that the Kikuyu are part of the suffering mass by large numbers and that they too were determined to do away with the powerful elite that was polluting the country with their greed.
That the Kikuyus are “jokingly” thieves and money lovers has been accepted in Kenya even by the tribe itself. This joke easily floats within the Kenyan public just like any other joke about other tribes. But is it a coincidence that Kibaki was labelled a thief? In normal cases elections are rigged, at the time of Moi I never heard anyone shout thief even though Moi rigged until rigging couldn’t help him no more.
To belong to the House of Mumbi has hence changed to mean the same as the Mount Kenya mafia. Terribly unfair.
To belong to the House of Mumbi should not have anything to do with or be associated to the corrupt elite Kikuyus but must always maintain the respect of a people’s identity. Just as the House of Judah, just as there can be the House of Ramogi or the House of Laibon. To disrespect and show contempt to this heritage is to discriminate a people and this is the heaviest anchor for tribalism.
Recently a council of elders (Athuri a Kiama) was proposed for the interest of the Agikuyu, a common tradition in almost all of the other tribes of Kenya. This caused a big debate and not surprisingly there were Kikuyus on the opposing side as well. The most discouraging factor is that while other tribes’ councils of elders sat to discuss a war against the Kikuyu, there wasn’t a council of elders for the Kikuyus to discuss how this issue would be dealt with. The lives and fate of the people was left in the hands of an unwilling Government to protect. Before it could act, the lives and livelihoods of thousands of people were lost. Probably, Athuri could have avoided this by meeting the other councils of elders as was done in the past.
It was a big shame to hear some Rift Valley mps refuse the return of the displaced Kenyans to their homes arguing that the root of the problem had to be sorted out first. An exercise that could take years before it could be settled conclusively while the innocent Kenyans suffered in refugee camps. The displaced families obviously matter less to this politician. Some went further and suggested that people should vote according to regions’ majorities (tribes) wishes. Talk about killing democracy.
We must not allow a bunch of political misconceptions or a power drunk elite be linked to our cultures, traditions and roots to a destructive level. The House of Mumbi should not be judged by the sins, wrongs and shortcomings of a few persons. These could only bed for instability since discrimination can only result in revolutionary measures.
In a carton (Samir) published in Stockholm City newspaper on the 30th April, in one part of the world, Sweden, two guys are discriminated for being dark skinned while in a different part of the world, Kenya, two guys are discriminated for being Kikuyus. That this was carried in a Swedish newspaper shows how intense the Kikuyu issue has become and that the rest of the world is starting to realise it.
Like Joseph Hill (Culture) said, “tribal wars don’t solve no problems”. It’s time that this bull was caught by the horns before it caused any more damage. The House of Mumbi has nothing to do with thieves and bad politicians. It is a heritage of the history of a Kenyan people called the Agikuyu and this all Kenyans should be proud of just like we are proud of the cultural rich Maasai tribe. We should see it as part of the Kenyan treasures not as a name of another mafia family.
It is not a curse to belong to the House of Mumbi; we cannot disband ourselves from it either. It is something to be proud of not ashamed of. Like the black Americans defend their African identity and insist on being referred to as Afro-Americans even with every right of American citizenship, we must defend our tribal identities and desist from victimisation while we remain proud to belong to the larger family called Kenya. And this applies to all Kenyans.
One love and tranquillity.
Njoro.
Comments and article stolen from Njoros blog.
PS.Nyamo shia rogoro is a term used by kikuyus to call the luos and the luhyas meaning “animals of the west or maybe the moon”…..probably because of their big ethnic eyes,big ethnic lips,big ethnic madiabas, if am not wrong……help me if you can clarify better!!!
Clay Onyango.
As Dj Safi And Dj Frank Continue To Sleep Like Embe Dodo..”Lets Head To London”
Posted on May 2, 2008. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
Bored in Stockholm and got dosh to spend? Well…heres’ a plot!
Safi and co seem to be on hibernation mode and the Kenyan party scene appears to
be as dead as a dodo!! So why not join Kenyans in London as they undertake their
annual ‘pilgrimage’ to Twickenham stadium {West London} to offer moral support to
our amazing rugby team during the 7s tournament?! The event is usually off the
chains!! This is on the weekend of 24/25th May. Remember those cheering songs back
in high school kina mama Milka?…yep…from San Diego to Adelaide Kenyan
supporters are known for their makelele! Check out clips on YouTube! Plus party
till dawn at the after parties with choma and Tusker kwa wingi! You can get the
tickets at the gate {not guaranteed} or from http://www.londonsevens.co.uk. For regular
updates visit http://www.irb.com, http://www.keuk.org and http://www.mochalicious.wordpress.com.
See you there!
Ebony, for butdoisay…
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May 1, 2008 at 5:31 pm Our Heritage will never be a curse i have to agree with you
May 2, 2008 at 9:37 am Well put and said Njoro. Some of us were lebelled that tag of tribalists or chauvinist long time ago by those who are the only one entitled to label other people and comminities whatever they like while themselves failing to see themselves as tribalists of the highest order.
Bob marley said that “people who have no culture is like a tree without roots”. By one embracing his culture and traditions does not qualify one to be tribalist.
Its true that mistakes which have and are made by leaders from Central province, makes the Agikuyu community to be condemned en masse.
Thank you Njoro for your well thought article and i do wish we should have our own Agikuyu university whereby culture and taditions are tought.
May 2, 2008 at 11:50 am Browsing through some websites makes me sick to the stomach to read peoples anti-kikuyu sentiments and others vehemently associating several stigmas with kikuyus however I will always be proud to be a kikuyu and nothing will ever change that.
May 2, 2008 at 11:53 am Kikuyus should be as proud as they can be. They are no less than other tribes, they are blessed and loved by God as other tribes.They have their unique traits that attribute to their nature, they should fly their flags even higher!