Hilarious Incident At Nairobi´s Capital FM Radio……GOOD OR BAD 4 YOUR EARS?

Posted on March 14, 2009. Filed under: 1 |

In the morning show at Capital FM in Nairobi, they would play a game for prizes, usually vacations and such. The game was called “Mate Match.” The DJs would ring someone at work and ask if they were married or in a serious relationship. If yes, then this person was asked 3 very personal questions that vary from couple to couple and would be asked for their significant other’s name and work phone number. If the significant other answers were correct then they would be winners. On this particular day 12th June 2001, it got very interesting:

Program Host: HEY! This is Phil Matthew’s on Capital FM. Do you know “Mate Match”?

Contestant: (laughing) Yes I do.

Program Host: What is your name? First only please.

Contestant: Brian

Program Host: Are you married or what Brian?

Brian: Yes.

Program Host: “Yes”? Does this mean you are married? or what Brian?

Brian: (laughing nervously) Yes I am married.

Program Host: Thank you Brian. OK, now, what is your wife’s name? First only please Brian.

Brian: Sara.

Program Host: Is Sara at work Brian?

Brian: She is going to kill me.

Program Host: Stay with me here Brian! Is she at work?

Brian: (laughing) Yes she is.

Program Host: All right then, first question: When was the last time you had sex?

Brian: She is going to kill me.

Program Host: BRIAN! Stay with me here man.

Brian: About 8 O’clock this morning.

Program Host: Good man!

Brian: (laughing sheepishly) Well………

Program Host: Question number 2: How long did it last?

Brian: About 10 minutes.

Program Host: Wow! You really want that trip to Nyali huh? No one would ever have said that if it there weren’t a trip at stake.

Brian: Yeah, it would be really nice.

Program Host: OK. Final question: Where was it that you had sex at 8 this morning?

Brian: (laughing hard) I, ummmmm……….

Program Host: This sounds good Brian where was it?

Brian: Not that it was all that great just that her mom is staying with us for a couple of weeks and she was taking a shower at the time.

Program Host: Ooooooh, sneaky boy! Where did you guys do it?

Brian: On the kitchen table.

Program Host: “Not that great”? That is more adventurous than the last hundred times I have done it.

(To studio audience) I will put Brian on hold, get his wife’s work number and call her up. Let’s call Sara shall we?

(touch tones……..ringing)

Person answering: Posta

Program Host: Hey, is Sara around there somewhere?

Person answering: This is she.

Program Host: Sara, this is Phil Mathews with Capital FM 98.4. I have been speaking with Brian for a couple of hours now…

Sara: (laughing) A couple of hours?

Program Host: Well, a while anyway. He is also on the line with us. Brian knows not to give away any answers or you lose soooooooo, do you know the rules of “Mate Match”?

Sara: No

Program Host: Good.

Brian: (laughing)

Program Host: (laughing) Brian, what the hell are you up to?

Brian: (laughing) Just answer his question honestly

Sara: Oh, Brian

Program Host: Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sara, I will now ask you 3 questions and if you answer exactly what Brian has said then the 2 of you are off to Nyali Beach at our expense. This does include Ksh.20,000 spending money Sara.

Sara: (laughing hard) YES, yes……

Brian: (laughing)

Program Host: All right, when did you have sex last Sara?

Sara: Oh God, Brian. this morning before Brian went to work.

Program Host: What time?

Sara: About 8 I think.

(sound effect) DING DING DING!!!!

Program Host: Very good. Next question: How long did it last?

Sara: 12-15 minutes maybe.

Program Host: hhmmmm…………… (Background voice in studio: That’s close enough. I am sure she is trying not to harm his manhood.)
Well, we will give you that one. Last question: Where did you do it?

Sara: OH MY GOD, BRIAN! You did not tell them did you?!?!

Brian: Just tell him honey. If you tell the truth, we win the trip!

Program Host: What is bothering you so much Sara?

Sara: Well it’s just that my mom is vacationing with us and……

Program Host: SHE SAW?!!

Sara: BRIAN?!!!

Brian: NO, no I didn’t.

Program Host: Ease up there sister. We’re just messing with your head. Your answer?

Sara: Dear Lord. I cannot believe you told them this.

Brian: Come on honey….. it’s for a trip to Coast.

Program Host: Let’s go Sara we haven’t got all day. Where did you do it?

Sara: In the ass…… (long heavy pause)

Program Host: We will be right back!!!!


Program Host: I am sorry for that ladies and gentlemen. This is live Program and these things do happen. Anyway, Brian and Sara are off to lovely Nyali Beach.

By M for butdoisay

Butdoisay comment:During Moi`s era,pornography and use of any of these EXPLICIT language was prohibited on a Kenyan radio,but now,it seems like that is bygone……is it bad or good for Kenyans?


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