Are You Luo, Jaluo,Jeng Or Mjaluo?Where Do U Fall?

Posted on February 21, 2009. Filed under: 1 |

Did you know the difference between Luoz, Luos, Jeng’, Mjaluo and Jaluo? Here’s the difference and figure out where you belong…

1. Luoz – are all over the world, highly educated and articulate. I mean Obama type of people.
2. Luos – are born and raised in Kisumu, probably went to Kisumu Boys/Girls High schools, then joined Maseno University or Kisumu Poly, work along Oginga Odinga Street in Kisumu and have never travelled past Ahero!
3. Jeng’ – were probably born and raised in Nai (read Nairobi), lived in Lang’ata or surrounding. Have been to shags once or twice for grandy’s funeral coz paros insisted. Says his/her shags is in upcountry somewhere in Nyanza. You say “amosi omera” to them and they respond “niaje jo vipi”.
4. Mjaluo – was born in Mombasa, speaks swahili sanifu, broken English and no mother tongue. Full names are Otieno Abdalla or Anyango Amina. Is a Muslim, lives in Ganjoni or surrounding and thinks Kisumu people are “watu wa bara”.
5. Jaluo – Odhis ngima tek owada, we a bed e gweng’ ka!!

SO WHERE DO YOU FALL???

By D.A

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