Archive for July, 2007
“A Kenyan Prisoner Playing Golf”
Posted on July 30, 2007. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
The Kenyan who was accused a month ago for raping his girlfriend called butdoisay today..he was accused of raping the girlfriend 20 times but this was all fabricated and therfore there was no evidence to prosecute him on the rape charges…. .He was sentenced to 2 months only for “KVINNOR KRÄNKNING” meaning he had taken all the freedom [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )The Grand Nyama Choma…
Posted on July 29, 2007. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
Yesterdays grand nyama choma made me and many other kenyans miss home…CONGRATULATIONS guys…the music could be heard all over the beach, from the traditional dance sound led by Albert Taabu…claps… to the sound of blackness led by our best Djs Frank and Safi … claps—-there was no “Tabu” and “Frank-ly” speaking the music was “Safi”…The [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 2 so far )Clay Hook Me Up….
Posted on July 29, 2007. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
I have come across many lovely Kenyans in diaspora between 30 and 40 years old that have no husband,wife or children…..what are they waiting for? Is there any way we can hook them up? Some are learned…respectful…gorgeous and very good looking…..can I please hook you up?
Are you scared of a family life or a relationship [...]
Will Africans Ever Appreciate Pets?
Posted on July 26, 2007. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
Dear readers,I was just seated in my car observing a white lady walking with a dog…and as they were almost passing me, the dog felt like going for a long call…it just bent her behind and did her thing as the white lady stood behind with some polythene bag waiting for the dog to finish…as [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 1 so far )The Kenya Police….
Posted on July 24, 2007. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
“Left right” “left right”….abouuut turn”….Those are the matching Kenyan police.They always have the same accent as if they come from the same tribe,but they dont….I think they all attend the same school in Kiganjo ,Kenya and they are all taught by the same teacher who has that accent.I always give credit to President Kibaki and [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( None so far )“The Kenyatta Hospital”
Posted on July 23, 2007. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
Kenyatta hospital is one of the biggest hospitals in Kenya and this is one place where you can see all kinds of accidents and miseries.As soon as you alight from the bus if blind folded you would just realize at once that this is a HOSPITAL by the filthy smell… unlike in diaspora when you arrive [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 8 so far )“The Diaspora Children”
Posted on July 22, 2007. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
These are the luckiest children since they have it all…good accomodation..free school…their own room…a tv..a computer..a playstation..an x -box and maybe love.When they are growing they are so lovable that a parent would wish them to remain young.
Some parents never discipline them when they are tender and when they grow old… 12 years [...]
In Love With My House Girl…..
Posted on July 21, 2007. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
HOUSE GIRLS…..They are poor pretty girls raised by poor families…sometimes they spend days without meals…their parents can not afford to take them to school neither can they afford to feed the other children…they wear tattered clothes…they walk barefoot…if they are a bit lucky…they start school´s first term…but cannot afford the second term and third term….and [...]
Read Full Post | Make a Comment ( 3 so far )Tribal In Laws
Posted on July 19, 2007. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
Wambui come here…”I dont want you to be married by a luo”…they dont circumsize..they eat fish..they remove their 6 front teeth and they cook in a washing bucket!!!…or
Atieno bi ka…come here..I dont want you to be married by a Kikuyu….they are thieves….they have tiny legs….they eat Githeri….ie maize and beans every day or …
Cherir….come here [...]
The Diaspora “Spice Girls”
Posted on July 18, 2007. Filed under: Butdoisay TRUE STORIES |
The diaspora spice girls can be seen in a group of 4 to 6,their ages range from 20 to 28 years old.They might be very clever girls but they do not realize it and they do not want to make use of the system and educate themselves further…many of them have children that they got [...]
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