Common Gym Myths…

Posted on January 2, 2012. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Common gym myths.
By: Mary Wanjiku Gichuhi
I am very keen on going to the gym, and the guy who was lifting besides me this morning looked like he should write the book on muscle. Talked like it, too. He’s worked out like forever, played football, and he’s big. But that doesn’t mean he knows what he was talking about. Starting now, I ignore him.

The gym is infested with bad information. Lies that start with well intentioned teachers trickle down to students who become coaches or know –it –all gym preachers. Some people are blessed with good genes and will look great no matter the type of training they get at the gym. Everyone is unique and so what works out for one person will not necessarily produce the same results in another. Determining what works for your body is half the battle of fitness so next time while listening to what the gym preacher has to say, make sure you analyze it and see how well it will apply to your own situation.

We are all looking at maximizing results while minimizing time and effort in the gym. Confusion may however keep many couch potatoes from getting into shape. Getting Kenyans off their cozy couches and into their feet could save lives yet most people are either sedentary or only minimally active.

Gym myths can lead to wasted time, frustration and if taken blindly as truths, they can really set back your progress in the gym. Ever seen the guy laying in the corner doing thousands of sit –ups in his quest for a six-pack? Relate to this few statements : Its only a good workout if you are sore the next day; Running on a treadmill is better for your joints than pavements; More hours spent in the gym leads to better results; wearing a lot of clothes while working out helps burn more fat; If you want to be strong, you need to get huge; if someone looks fit, they know what they are talking about; there are magic diets and pills ;supplements will do all the work and that gyms are only for young people.

The most interesting and best known myth is that when women lift weights, they’ll become stiff, bulky and inflexible. This is not true. Lifting weights has great benefits for women, from an increased metabolism ,to a smaller ,more feminine shape ,to maintaining bone density ,improve heart health, increase strength, control weight, improve on flexibility and balance and also makes a woman feel better and more confident.

With all the myths at your disposal, it is very important to keep motivated and stick to your program. Rather than becoming a victim of bad information, use critical thinking every chance you get. Ask yourself where all information and advice is coming from and what the credibility of its source is. If necessary, do your own research to find out just what truth the claim has. It may seem like a lot of work, but it will be well worth it in the end.

Mary is an MBA student at the University Of Nairobi School Of Business


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Keeping Fit Relationships..

Posted on January 2, 2012. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Keeping fit relationships.
By: Mary Wanjiku Gichuhi
Looking at a recent fitness program on a local media house on women trying to lose weight I wondered whether their relationships are equally fit as they would like to be. The question of whether fitness has anything to do with healthy relationships is worth pondering.
I believe that, “I am nothing without good health”. Good health streams from the health triangle: physical, mental and social well being. Not being fit in the three aspects can lead to unhealthy relationships. I believe that the passion of enjoying good relationships and marriages can only be ramped up by empowering oneself with the tools and motivation needed to get fit and stay healthy. Enhancing fitness levels directly improves the quality of both life and relationships.
Listening to radio talk shows couples have constantly complained of their overweight spouses which is straining their relationships. Some have even joked about the vows they made from until death do us part to until you gain 50 pounds whichever comes first. Attraction has been obviously the key to all healthy relationships.
Keeping fit has its benefits in relationships. Stress reduction, looking good, improved energy levels and reduced injuries are some of the physical benefits. Improved self confidence and improved self esteem are among the emotional benefits that fuel renewed passion in relationships and marriage as a whole.
Statistics reveal that apart from financial issues, most broken marriages are as a result of sexual dooms. Chances are, by the time most couples marry, they have had their better share of the best sex in their lives. The theory of diminishing returns states that “as consumption of the same product increases, the gratification-in this case- sexual fulfillment will not be as rewarding as in previous experiences.” This theory applies to sexual partners because as couples continue to have sex, the enjoyment level slowly starts to decrease. There is a remedy, with a committed effort in keeping fit and staying healthy, they can always make it better.
A little gyming, walking, jogging and outdoor cycling will not only better your sex life but also improve productivity to get work done more efficiently and free up more time for recreation. Feeling good by having a fit lifestyle will make you a better husband or wife. Those who live a fit lifestyle will agree with me that it is critical in clearing ones head to dealing with financial issues. Interesting but true is that patience with spouse and children is also enhanced.
Who wants to be branded a couch potato? Through experience, gyming at least four times a week keeps my body in shape giving it the activity it wants and was designed for. It also gives me my space and something else to do. Life is all about choices, choose to stay fit and healthy!

Mary is an MBA student at the University Of Nairobi School Of Business


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Why manners matter when it comes to fitness etiquette

Posted on January 2, 2012. Filed under: Uncategorized |

By: Mary Wanjiku Gichuhi
We are living in an image -conscious society and more people are going to the gym to tone up and keep in shape. The gym is our way to stay fit, a venue to meet new people and a place I call “me time” that is hard to garner anywhere else. It is a public place and a plethora of things to different people.
However, you can agree with me that we all know how to mind our manners at job interviews and fancy dinners but there’s something about the casual atmosphere of the gym that sometimes makes us forget. The same rules of etiquette are not just for tea parties but they apply everywhere even at the sweaty gym.
In my recent gym sessions I have observed that seemingly common sense unspoken rules and formalities of our exercise havens are being not only ignored in gyms nationwide, but virtually assaulted. This is not an attack on any one person: it is the opinion of a concerned gym attendee who wishes to work out in a less irritating environment. Even if you feel like you’re in your own little world when exercising, keep in mind that others are trying to use that space too.
Every gym goers has mastered the rules : clean up after yourself by always bringing a towel with you and using it, if you take something out, put it away, learn to share by not hogging the equipment for yourself, practice patience by not rushing others and be on time by observing the time limits for every cardio machines.
On the contrary, personal protocol rules that affect those around you have long been forgotten. The gym would be a more pleasant place for everyone if personal rules of conduct were respected. You have already amped up your push –up but it’s time to perfect your form on skills that we have overlooked at our gyms .It is just not the new year and resolution crowd that lacks etiquette because they may just not know better but even the experienced gym chronicles .
Exercising to music is motivating and fun. However, blasting your MP3 player at maximum volume is not. Keeping your private life private by turning off your phone while at the gym gives you the concentration needed to endure and perform. What about letting the trainer do his job? Offering unsolicited advice and correcting other people without permission will only increase the number of casualties subjected to injuries.
Tank tops, profuse sweating and mild grunting are accepted in almost all health clubs. But am not sure if torn, dirty clothing are. Though exercising will make you sweat and that can cause body odor, its considerate to wear good antiperspirant instead of strong sprays that will cause headaches and migraines to people with sensitive scents. Lastly, thank you for not spitting or disposing your used chewing gum at the water fountain. We have all been the victims and the culprits of these offenses but its time to stop. Be clean, honest and efficient during your workout session: it will make for a better experience we all can enjoy!
Mary is an MBA student at the University of Nairobi School of Business


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Euroguards.Net- To Guard While In Kenya On Holiday…Book Now.

Posted on November 24, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

VISIT WWW.EUROGUARDS.NET FOR FURTHER INFORMATION.

Clay Onyango


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JAMHURI DAY WITH KIDUM ON THE 02 DECEMBER

Posted on November 24, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

On the occassion of Jamhuri Day, (Kenya’s National Day)
The Ambassador of the Republic of Kenya
H.E. Mrs. Purity W. Muhindi

Requests the pleasure of the company of
KENYANS

at a reception on Friday, 2nd December, 2011
Time: 18:00 – 20:30 Hours

Venue: Elite Palace Hotel
St Eriksgatan 115

Stockholm

P.S: For reasons of security, you RSVP: Telephone: 08-21 83 00

may be requested to show an identification. kenya.embassy@telia.com


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KIDUM IN STOCKHOLM ON JAMHURI DAY 02 DEC

Posted on November 24, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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KIDUM LIVE ON THE 2 DECEMBER ALVIK MEDBORGAHUSET

Posted on November 24, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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TEVIN AND ELIAS FUNDRAISING…

Posted on October 24, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

The TEVIN and ELIAS Funeral Committee is facilitating travelling arrangements of relatives in Kenya to attend the funeral of the two brothers at a date to be announced later.

Friends, well-wishers and sympathizers are invited to a fund-rising scheduled for Saturday the 29th of October 2011 from 1500hrs-2200hrs. The venue will be Skarpnäck Alle 33-34 in Skarpnäck.

Those interested in being actively involved in the Funeral/Fundraising arrangements are free to contact the Committee for further guidance. We need practical help on many matters and any help will be appreciated.

For those who will not be able to make it to the funds-drive, there is an active bank account to facilitate submission of contributions. The account number is: 8327-9 924083687-5 (Swedbank; Reference persons: Elizabeth or Milka). Your humble prayers and generous contributions will be highly appreciated.

For further information, please contact the following: 0765-684454 , 0736-694039,0704-193053 or 0739-259234.

Steve Khadir,
Coordinator,
Tevin & Elias Funeral Committee
Stockholm

R I P GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN…


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Amani In Stockholm On The 29th October

Posted on October 21, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |


One of The most famous Kenyan artist AMANI Will be in Stockholm on The 29th Oct to perform at Västberga alle 15-25.Time fr.o.m. 2000hrs to 0500 am.

Amani who won Mtvs best AFRICAN AWARD in 2009,has also performed With The famous Rnb Guru R Kelly,Fally Ipupa and 2face.

Amani Will also perform in Geneva on the 4 Nov and in Greece on The 5 of Nov respectively.For more information ring 076 216 9132.

You are all welcome.
Clay Onyango.


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Mama Abdul Also Known As Beatrice-Steve Shabirs Wife Has Lost Her Sister.

Posted on September 12, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Mama Abdul has lost her elder sister in Kenya,there is an open house at Terapivägen 18 A.Since the sister will be buried on Saturday the 17th September,there will be a prayer meeting the same day at a lokal whose address will be announced later. To get to the residence, take the Pendeltåg and alight at Flemmingsberg. You can also take bus number 172 (Blue bus) which commutes between Norsborg and Skarpnäck. Alight at Hälsovägen or Södertorn Högskolan. For further information, call Steve at 0704193053073 or Sandy at 7803451.May Beatrices sister Rest in Peace.

Clay Onyango.


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Why Death Is Untimed…Click in the picture to View.

Posted on January 17, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

Keep your attention on the man crossing the road on your left….and watch what happens….UNTIMED DEATH!!!

Clay Onyango.


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Pictures From Butdoisay Archives..

Posted on February 13, 2010. Filed under: 1 |


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Pictures From Butdoisay Archives….

Posted on February 13, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

Dj Jimmy and Dj Mato,Kenyan djs that ROGA(bewitch) kenyans with their music….watch the moves…..Dj Jimmy was heard telling Mato,”WAROGE KABISA”…..no wonder the dancer here almost broke his knees…wewe Jimmy acha tabia mbaya…

Clay Onyango.


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Pictures From Butdoisay Archives…

Posted on February 13, 2010. Filed under: 1 |


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Pictures From Butdoisay Archives-”GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN-RIP”

Posted on February 15, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

The late Kiboi and the late Hussein,this was the last time I saw the late Kiboi, we had really a nice time and conversation.He passed some days after this photo was taken.Hussein passed last year,2009.They are both gone but surely not forgotten.RIP.

Clay Onyango


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Pictures From Butdoisay Archives

Posted on February 15, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

Grand nyama choma gives Kenyans in Stockholm high spirits….”LONG LIVE GRAND NYAMA CHOMA”…..wapewe!!

Clay Onyango.


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Pictures From Butdoisay Archives

Posted on February 15, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

Us guys just drink hennessy(upper picture) cant hold  Kenyan beer pssshhh!!

-Below picture,Dj steve ,his lovely wife and a relative.


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Is Tithe A Must As In The bible…

Posted on February 16, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

My daughter has been texting me that I should remember to give tithe( ten percent of my entire income) to the church according to the bible, I did call her and we started a discussion about tithe. I need help from pastors Muirani,pastor Samson and pastor Tilla.I am not against giving tithe, but my argument was this.Nowadays, we have so many churches that have been started by individuals,and according to my daughters church, they receive  a blank  invoice every month so that they can fill in the 10 percent of their income, i argued that that was wrong.A tithe should be a voluntary thing and not a compulsory one.

I even gave an example of a man I knew in Kenya that contributed his entire property and assets to the church,because he was convinced that the more tithe you give, the more you receive.This man became so poor that he started to borrow money from friends.

I continued to argue,that you dont neccessarily have to give tithe but the help and contributions you offer to people who are suffering can also be termed as a tithe in the eyes of God,so you do not have to give tithe to the church while you have people whom you can help with that amount.

I have heard that many of these churches operated by individuals especially by the west Africans ,are just for business purposes,the tithe that is paid goes to their pockets and thats why many of them are so wealthy,while the tithe donors are poor.

I gave my daughter an example of how the whole world believes in the bible but there has never been any occassion where a goverment has sent an invoice to someones address to pay tithe,but they do send a tax paying invoice every year to be paid to the state.

Can someone please  explain if  tithe is  compulsory,and if is ,to which church should it be paid,catholic,protestant,new life and so on?

Clay Onyango.

 


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Kenyan Parliament-Full Of Kenyan Prisoners On The Run!!!

Posted on February 19, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

The picture on the left is of a Kenyan parliament, and the picture on the right is of a Kenyan prison. I drown in my own blood when I see this picture of our parliament building because this is where  the most corrupt Kenyans hide, infact the building should be turned into a prison when all the members of parliament are seated.They should be let to spend ONLY 2 nights as the Kenyan prisoners on the right ,most of whom are charged for petty crimes,like stealing a cow,stealing maize,and maybe even for not committing any crime.The big offenders go jail free while the petty offenders suffer. The big offenders can only be suspended from their duty,while the petty offenders are not even given a day for investigation before they are loaded on a truck and poured to jail.

In that building you are seeing, we have people who have made themselves filthy rich for stealing millions of shillings from their own ministries or organisations, they have stolen from the poor Kenyans you are seeing sleeping like pigs in a prison.I think even pigs sleep better.

Most of them are old, they have nothing to loose if the country drowns into a bloodshed,they have their children abroad and they have the money to enable them charter a flight and flee the country when things get hot.

In the prison you are seeing on the right, thats where we have an innocent Kenyan, who has been jailed because he could not agree with his boss and for that reason, the boss sent cops to pick him and jail him for selling cannabis,a crime they did not do, he will serve upto five years or more.This is one person that had a good vision and good ambitions, he has a wife and children, he was young, had a good home,but by the time he comes out, all that is gone.We can get a good leader from this prison than from the parliament building we are seeing…..

2012 is around the corner and yet our leaders are still squabbling…..how stupid will we be to re-elect them back?

Clay Onyango.


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Oburu Odingas Car Impounded Transporting Bhang…

Posted on February 19, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

NTV Kenya Assistant ministers’ car in bhang drama: Police in Rongo District have impounded a government vehicle that was ferrying a haul of bhang with a street value of 2 million shillings. The Toyota Landcruiser, belonging to the Ministry of Finance and attached to assistant minister Oburu Odinga, was ferrying the bhang to Nairobi.Click to watch….http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zqKMYjI-XI

NTV NEWS

Butdoisay comment> Observe on board the vehicle was a goverment driver and an aid to the assistant minister who tried to bribe the cops with 100,000 shs.

HOMEWORK!!! Is the assistant minister involved?Were these 2 individuals involved jailed or apprehended? I think i know the answer……..


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Can Esther Arunga And Pastor Hellon Give Kenya Hope In 2012 Presidential Elections?

Posted on February 22, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

Arunga 1-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT9SBV5n-mc

Arunga 2-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6T2uUOchof0

Arunga 3-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzfXh5hRtZo

Arunga 4-http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nVTmXprIXY

Please click on the links above,listen carefully and give us your views.Do you think  Esther Arunga and pastor Hellon would give Kenyans hope in 2012 Presidential elections.I personally like her energy and her openness, but will she survive to lead Kenyans after all these revelations on freemason church? Surely,Kenyan leaders need to be told off…..we really need change.

Clay Onyango.


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Butdoisay In Photos…

Posted on February 22, 2010. Filed under: 1 |


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Butdoisay In Photos…

Posted on February 22, 2010. Filed under: 1 |


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Butdoisay In Photos…

Posted on February 22, 2010. Filed under: 1 |


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Serena In Kenya…

Posted on February 24, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

Serena the world tennis number one is in Kenya, this is the second time she is visiting her education charities in Kilili village in Makueni which is 150 kilometers from Nairobi.

Please note she is waving hi…to the crowd,and not calling you to join her at the beach in Mombasa…..YOU WISH!! That goes to Kama and Odede….lol

Clay Onyango.

 

 

 

 


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Cinema Film Festival 24-28 February, 2010

Posted on February 24, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

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CINEMAFRICA FILM FESTIVAL 24-28 FEBRUARY, 2010
KENYA FILMS SHOWING
(www.cinemafrica.se)

‘In my Genes’ by Lupita Nyong’o

Mwaura says in the film ‘In My Genes’ that he had as a child dreamt of being black. He does not anymore. For then he would lose his identity and become one in the crowd. Anyone who has albinism in Kenya is called ‘mzungu’ which means white person in Swahili. One can never hide being Albino, never, blend. It is not just to deal with prejudice and the outside world but also all the health risks: sensitivity to the sun, the risk of blindness and skin cancer.

In the film, we meet eight people, both young and old, each with albinism. They argue with humour and integrity about their situation and how their lives are affected in terms ranging form alienation and diseases, sexuality, identity and love relationships.

Director: Lupita Nyong’o – Kenya

Dates:
Friday 26th February 2010 at 17:30 – Klarabiografen
Saturday 27th Febraury 2010 at 11:00 – Bio Rio

‘Soul Boy’ by Hawa Essumans

Abil wakes up one morning at his home in Nairobi slums and discovers that his father’s soul has disappeared. The boy now has twenty-four hours in which to resdiscover the soul before it gets lost. A magical tale of a boy’s struggle, which is almost entirely shot in Kibera slums of Nairobi, one of the world’s largest slums.

Soul Boy is produced in cooperation with the German director Tom Tykwers (director of the kultförklararde Run Lola Run 1998). This photo is strance and beautiful and Hawa Essuman has created a story completely beyond the stereotypical images we are accustomed to see. A story full of love and hope.

Director: Hawa Essuman – Kenya

Dates:
Saturday 27th Febraury 2010 at 11:00 – Bio Rio
Sunday 28th February 2010 at 15:00 – Zita

‘Pumzi’ by Wanuri Kahiu

A suggestive science-fiction movie about a future where every drop of water is valuable. It’s ben 35 years since World War III and living in a research institute under the earth somewhere in Kenya is the young woman Asha together with a group of survivors. Down there is every drop of water carefully to be, it it so be extracted from human body fluids. Above the earth there is no life left. But Asha’s dream is about to come true. ‘Pumzi’ means breath in Swahili.

Director: Wanuri Kahiu – Kenya

Dates:
Saturday 27th Febraury 2010 at 11:00 – Bio Rio
Sunday 28th Febraury 2010 at
17:00 – Zita

From the Kenya Embassy Website


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Breaking News>Arnold Okaka Is Dead..

Posted on March 9, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

Arnold Okaka a Kenyan residing in Sweden is dead.According to a reliable source, Ronald passed away today in a hospital in Stockholm,Sweden.Butdoisay would like to convey its condolences to his family and close friends.We will keep you updated on any new developments regarding his funeral arrangement.May he rest in peace.

Clay Onyango.


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April Fools Day Joke Cancels “FALLY IPUPAS” Concert In Stockholm..

Posted on April 2, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

The long awaited Fally Ipupas concert has been cancelled due to an April Fools day joke that was sent by someone saying that there will be a bomb placed at Gubbangen skolan where the concert was to take place.The concert location was then sorrounded by the police  for investigation.The police took the matter seriously and had no other alternative but to cancel the concert for security reasons.Fally Ipupa is a congolese artist that is very well known all over the world after having done a duet single with Olivie of the G.UNIT.

Many of his fans in Sweden had already bought the concert tickets in advance since last month  and this has really broken their hearts.Before i spoke to the organiser Steve Musin,there were various rumours in Stockholm that the concert has been cancelled due to the ongoing  ethnic hatred between the Congolese in Congo, but that was not the case,sabotage was the main factor.Steve Musin has assured FALLYS fans that they can get their money back by returning the concert tickets where they purchased them,and Fally will be performing in Stockholm in a near future.I just hope this has not affected Steves business of promoting African artists from Congo.He was also the one behind Koffi Olomides concert in Berns last year that was very well organised.We wish him all the best.Meanwhile head to Blackberg for Ali Kibas concert that has been organised by our own Djs the sound of blackness.HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE!!

Clay Onyango.


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Sound Of Blackness`s Easter Party In Blackberg…ALI KIBA..

Posted on April 3, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

 

 

 

 

 

 

They did it again,the famous sound of blackness party in Blackberg was nothing but wow,Ali kiba was in the house .The place was packed to the maximum, there was no time to sit and get bored because the sound of music would even arise the dead from their grave.I have never seen Kenyans so happy like that,the photos tells it all.It was time to celebrate the rising of Jesus from his death,and also rising our dancing skills from their death.GO OSEWE GO OSEWE GO GO……HAPPY EASTER HOLIDAYS!!


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The Kamba Alphabet….

Posted on April 7, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

A (hay) for Hunderwear

B (Mbi) for Mbiskuint (Biscuit)

C (si) for Sindwe

D (ndi) for Ndinjito (digital)

E for Hindiot (idiot)

F for Finjot (Peugeot)

G (njii) for Njilaf

H (ich) Eater(heater)

I for Ayena (hyena)

J (njei) for Njuis

K for Kambej (cabbage)

M for Miok (milk)

N for Nyus (news)

O for Ombit (orbit)

P for Fagget (packet)

Q for Quessen (question)

R for Lap music (rap)

S for Siumpid (Stupid)

U for Hiunifasiti (University)

V for Fillenj (village)

W for Hwiu (Will)

X for Xigiste (Sixty)

Y for Hyuid (yield)

Z for Zembla (Zebra)


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Dancing Is Not Only Meant For The Teenagers…

Posted on April 11, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I have been reading double O´s blog recently, and I came across some comments criticizing old generation dancing on the same dancing  floor with the teenagers.On my view, dancing is healthy and is part of  keeping fit for those who do not like going to the gym and for those who do not like jogging.When you get the chance,no matter what age you are,shake that hip abit and if possible the whole body to the beat.You dont have to be a good dancer to be able to shake, just go by the rythm whether off-bit as long as you are dancing or shaking.By shaking  a little you will see that you are sweating and enjoying , killing depression and frustration.Try to murmur the song loudly, even if you do not know the lyrics,by the way no-one will hear you,the music is too loud and people might think you know the lyrics.So, young generation, we will be bumper to bumper on the dancing floor with you on any given occassion ,we will show you our OKI DOKI movements while you are trying to overshadow us with your hiphop movements……MUTA DO? Enjoy some of our OKI DOKI MOVEMENTS BY DOUBLE  `O` IN PHOTOS!!!

Clay Onyango.


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Kenyans In Sweden Boosts Jared Odero (40,000 Kronors Raised)….

Posted on April 11, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

Kenyans in Sweden raised 40,000 Kronors in aid of Jared Odero who lost his father in Kenya.This has been confirmed by a text message received from the committee that was formed to support Jared. I  also attended the fundraising which was very organised and was well attended by Kenyans from different parts of Sweden.There have been arguments that fundraisings in Sweden have become tribalistic  but I can assure you this was attended by all Kenyans from different tribes.Though abit divided in their seating arrangement  in the hall,they came in one motive to help support Jared bury his father in Kenya.You could see a group of Luhyas from Västeros  in one row, a group of Kikuyus in one row and Luos on the other row.Politics were set aside and the harambee spirit came into play…..LONG LIVE HARAMBEE SPIRIT and may Jareds dad REST IN PEACE….Na hiyo pia ni maendeleo Sweden.

Clay Onyango.


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The Spirit Of Harambee Will Only Prevail When You Contribute…

Posted on April 13, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

Since the beginning of this year, we have had several fundraisings in Sweden, all death related either back home or here in Sweden.I have been trying to assess how much i have contributed to all those that I have attended and my donations clicked  to 3500 kronors.Keep in mind we are still in April, we have many months ahead us, until december,and who knows what God has in store for us? We might have many more fundraisings, possibly and hopefully not death related.For example,pastor Karanjas visit to Sweden, I might boost Pastor Muirani and pastor Tony in this arrangement,clicking to 4000 Kronors.By December, I might click 8000 Kronors in donations.Keep in mind this is only me.If we take double O (Okoth Osewe)s donations which might be almost the same figure and of course many other Kenyans,we would build an orphange home, and the spirit of harambee prevails  na roho safi.

Now, why do some harambees flop and some succeed? Recently Jared received 40 thao and Goga received 21 thao both after loosing their dear fathers.These two individuals succeeded because you would always see them in fundraisings with their wallets open.We dont know how much they contribute but we know that they are not stingy,they are generous people.For you that have called on harambees that have been floppy, they have been so because your wallets are glued together with aradite.When you appear at a fundraising,please note that people are observing you,and when you pick that book and go thru the contributors list and pass it on without your contribution,you are also being watched….Never call a fundraising thinking Kenyans will come just because you appear.Keep the harambee spirit moving and you will also benefit from it, whether you are driving a good car or have money to go it alone.This spirit is just to show you that you are not alone,you have people who love you.MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL.

Clay Onyango.


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Is Your Friend Living Like A Coakroach In Diaspora?Call For Help…

Posted on April 13, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

I am writting this article with anger,I wont go into details by disclosing why am saying this,its very sensitive.But surely,are you having a friend who is sick and lives by himself or herself in diaspora? Make sure he or she gets some help to clean their apartment,cook food and wash their clothes.What are friends for? For drinking in pubs? I went to someones apartment,this person has been sick for a while probably because of heavy smoking and heavy drinking.What i saw was beyond belief.The bed was rotten with urine all over the mattress,the dust was like 5 centimeters on top of the floor,you could  easly swim in dust.The floor in the kitchen and the kitchen itself was unbearable.For heavens sake,what are his friends doing?I know some will say that in diaspora,you are provided with nurses to come and visit you, but thats not always the case.Show some love to your friends when they are alive, when they are dead they wont appreciate you.Do not let them live and die like coakroaches!!!!

Clay Onyango.


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Part Of Kenya Stockholm Wonderful Fathers…

Posted on April 13, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

WONDERFUL MOTHERS COMING SOON!!


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Part Of Kenya Stockholm Wonderful Mothers…

Posted on April 15, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

Do you wonder why the population of Sweden has gone from 8million to approximately 12 Million,well these wonderful Kenyan Stockholm women contributed to the increament of the population,but are`nt they beautiful?

Clay Onyango.


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Would You Choose To “Rest In Peace” Now When You Are Alive Or When You Are Dead?

Posted on April 19, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

Am choosing to rest in peace now that am alive than when i will be dead.When one passes on, we always convey condolences with RIP (REST IN PEACE),who says one rests in peace when you are dead? We should choose to rest in peace now,when our organs are alive,when we can enjoy life and some other excitements that we choose to enjoy.When a body is dead,its dead,it will never enjoy life neither will it enjoy entertainment and the salary that one gets every month.

How do i rest in peace? I would rest in peace by appreciating the family i have, enjoy the achievements i have,travel when i can whether alone or with my family,ignore any stress or dispute that will be coming my way.I will rest in peace by not being bothered by any rumors and accusations and by not being bothered by any pending  bills that i can not afford to pay.Try to rest in peace one day by turning off your tv and radio in your bedroom,send your kids to a friend for a night and relax in bed without  any noise in the house and experience the RESTING IN PEACE WHILE YOU ARE ALIVE. Just a thought…butdoisay.

Clay Onyango.


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Kenya Stockholm Wedding To “MAYBE”…..

Posted on April 19, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

Hej Kenya Stockholm, we love weddings,imagine if these couple would give us another wedding this year.Its just a wish…

Clay Onyango.


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Kenya Stockholm Bachelors Award…

Posted on April 19, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hej Kenya Stockholm single ladies, what are you waiting for ? These guys are singles. Unataka mgani and why?

 

Clay Onyango.

 

 


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VACANCY AT THE KENYA EMBASSY STOCKHOLM….

Posted on April 20, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

The Embassy of the Republic of Kenya in Stockholm intends to recruit an individual to serve the following position at the Embassy.

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT

The candidate should have the following:

- Holder of a relevant degree/equivalent diploma/requisite experience.
- Must be fluent in English and Swedish languages with the ability to translate documents. Knowledge of any other Nordic language will be an added advantage.
- Experience/training in Accounts, Trade, Tourism matters will be a plus.
- Well versed in computers – Microsoft Office. Knowledge of website editing will be an added advantage.
- Excellent communication skills.
- Ability to multi task, display planning and organisational skills including working with minimum supervision.
- Appropriate residency permit.

RESPONSIBILITIES

- Assist with translations.
- Assist with Accounting duties.
- Assist with Consular/Visa processing.
- Assist with Tourism/Commercial issues.

Closing date for applications: 31 May, 2010.

Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted.

Applications from suitable candidates should be forwarded together with Curriculum Vitae and copies of certificates and tesimonials to the Kenya Embassy in Stockholm at the address below:

The Ambassador,
Kenya Embassy, Stockholm
Box 7694,
103-95 STOCKHOLM

Fax: +46 8 209261
Email: kenya.embassy@telia.comThis e-mail address is being protected from spam bots, you need JavaScript enabled to view it


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Breaking News:Ambassador Purity Muhindi Has lost Her Sister Back Home..

Posted on April 21, 2010. Filed under: 1 |

We just got an uncorfirmed report that Kenyas ambassador to Sweden Her Excellency ambassador Purity Muhindi has lost her sister in Kenya.We would like to convey our condolences to the ambassador on this difficult process she is going through.God gives and God takes.We hope it wont be difficult for her to attend the funeral due to the volcanic ash in Iceland that has affected many European airports.May her sister rest in peace.

Clay Onyango.


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Butdoisay Votes “YES” For the New Constitution…

Posted on April 25, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

 

 

I have decided to vote Yes for the new constitution draft, not because i have read it all, but because I feel like Kenya needs to move forward.Have you read the draft? Please let us know your position and why you would vote YES or NO.

Clay Onyango.


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A Kenyan Reggae Group “WASHENZI” Based In Jamaica Jets In Sweden…

Posted on April 25, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

A Kenyan Rastafarian reggae group known as WASHENZI has just landed in Stockholm  to perform this month at a Stockholm reggae festival.The group was met by a few Kenyans at the  arlanda airport.The venue will be announced soon.The group comprises of Markuthe…also know as Marcus.He is the leading vocalist who became famous after breaking a pot full of water with his pitch D voice,thus breaking the world record for the high PITCH.The next one is Markano…also known as Markan.He is also known for his famous drumming using his beard,Markan would flex his beard hence using his beard to straighten and use it as drumming sticks.The most famous of all is Oclayo…also known as Clay,he broke the record by playing a saxophone using his nose,the saxophone became so hot that it broke into pieces….Watch out for the Washenzi reggae group soon.

Clay Onyango.


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A Miracle Baby In Haiti Rescued From A Latrine….

Posted on April 25, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x3BZga84ys

This poor kid was born in Haiti during the earth quake,and the mother decided to throw him into a latrine but was rescued by a good samaritan.Its absurd how somebody commented after watching this clip: Is this how niggers are born? PERVERT!!! No wonder most of them  are pedophiles.

Clay Onyango.


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Majuto Ya Mama Kenya..

Posted on April 27, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

The Standard | Online Edition :: Majuto Ya Mama.


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Shomba A Kenyan In Sweden Is A Swedish Hero….CLICK.

Posted on April 29, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

http://en.tackfilm.se/?id=1272124523842RA69


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Josephine Awuor Now Kenyas Ambassador To Zimbabwe…

Posted on May 4, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

From a hand bag carrier to an ambassador in Zimbabwe< The former deputy Ambassador Josephine Awuor has been posted to Zimbabwe as the new ambassador.When she left Sweden a few months ago,it was believed that she had been recalled home as a demotion,but it seems like she was heading for the big post as the Ambassador.While in Sweden she could be seen in the company of Ambassador Muhindi carrying the ambassadors bag or portfolio,in Swhaili we say..“FATA NYUKI ULE ASALI”(follow the bees to taste the honey_).Seems like it worked.Now, she is tasting the honey….I wonder who will be carrying her bag,Beryl move to Zimbabwe and follow the bees BUT make sure they do not bite you instead…Lol!!! CONGRATULATIONS AMBASSADOR  JOSEPHINE..

A congratulation article from Beryl>

And while our hearts go out to our Ambassadour, its probably worth knowing that her former deputy Ms Josephine Awuor have just been posted to Zimbabwe as the new Ambassadour…wow!!!!

It wasnt a demotion afterall!!!!! Congrats Josephine…..continue doing what you do best!!!!!

Pic lifted from KSB .double O usini sue tafadhali.


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Butdoisay Back From Hongkong…

Posted on May 14, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Incase you are wondering why butdoisay has been quiet,here is the evidence.I have been away to Hongkong,for both business and pleasure with my family.Hongkong was good and interesting.I dont regret making this trip at all.The people are wonderful,though overpopulated,they are organised,everything goes smoothly.No crimes or at least I didnt experience any.Met some Africans mostly from Tanzania and Nigeria who live there,some complained of racism but i myself did not come across any.ManyAfrican  girls are doing the same business to survive,no need to mention.They are not allowed to enter some clubs just like in Sweden,because of their dark skin,very sad indeed.Ate mostly KFC (KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN)observe in capital letters,am luhya we love chickens,INGOHO!!

We ate kentucky because we were afraid of eating dogs and snakes meat.Taxi is very cheap,from 18 kronors and you end up paying the same amount,18 kronors.Quite a good place for shopping,one of the best in the world,so you can imagine…Its quite a long trip from Sweden,in total about 15 hours,but its worth it.More pictures to come.

Clay Onyango.


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HongKongs Skyscrapers Were Built By Bamboo Sticks…

Posted on May 16, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Did you know that Hongkongs high skyscrapers were built by men walking on Bamboo sticks? I was surprised to see many new skyscrapers with bamboo sticks attached together just like the Europeans use metal while building their skyscrapers.I did touch some of these bamboo sticks to see if they were stable and i was amazed,they did not shake abit.They were tightly tied with a sisal like material and infact i think by hand.Here are some photos that i took,tembea uwone mengi.


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Duck Meat Was Part Of Our Dish In Hongkong..

Posted on May 16, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Do you wonder why the chinesse live longer, the answer is because they eat  most of anything that has flesh.Snakes,dogs,snails,crubs you name it,is edible in china.I came across these fine grilled ducks that were displayed on the window,and i did not  hesitate…with my saliva running from my mouth, i found myself inside this restaurant asking for a menu.There was one thing i forgot to carry,ugali.I swear if i had ugali,i would have finished at least 2 ducks.I see them walking by  Fittja  beach but i did not know they were a food better than a chicken.Next time we are grilling at Fittja beach,we have to taste one Swedish duck….Can you observe how i convinced my wife and son that they would live longer if they eat duck meat.Watch the i am going to live longer bite…lol.


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Apostle Karanja In Stockholm Soon….(10 JUNE TO 13 JUNE 2010)

Posted on May 21, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Apostle Karanja will be in Stockholm as planned”.Says Pastor Muirani.Here are the dates>10 to 13 JUNE .TIMES>Thursday 17-2000hrs,Friday  1430-1600 then 1700 to 2000hrs,Saturday 1400 to 1600 hrs,then 1800 to 2000 hrs,Sunday 1000 to 1400 hrs.Venue international evengelical mission in VASTERTOP CENTRUM.

There have been some colliding information that the conference has been called off  but after enquiring from Pastor Muirani what has gone wrong,he sent this leaflet by mail to confirm that the Apostles conference is still on.Though he did not go into details as to why there are some rumours that the conference has been called off, there are some unreliable sources saying that the committee organising this conference have had some clashes which i did not get to know.I had called pastor Muirani to ask for a refund as it was alleged on a Stockholm blog when I got this news.We wish the organisers all the best.

BUTDOISAY COMMENT>Who is spreading the rumours that the conference has been called off? Can he let us know why he is doing this?

Clay Onyango.


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Parents Too Drunk On A Kiambu Street With An 8 Year Old Son..

Posted on May 23, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Good Samaritans Are Too Far Gone…Especially In The US!!!

Posted on May 23, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Solving “DOME” The Kenyan Way.(domestic)

Posted on May 23, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Kajoe Smoking At The Age Of 2 Years…..

Posted on May 30, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

http://tv.expressen.se/nyheter/utrikes/1.2002542/ardi–2–roker-40-cigaretter-om-dagen

No-one would stop Kajoe from doing what he did best when he was aged 2 years,SMOKING.He started smoking at an early age as the video potrays,but now he is  a full grown up kid that has given up smoking and has now focused on his books and food.He has become a good boy under the nickname  “BOOKWORMER”.If Kajoe could neglect cigarets then all bad kids can change their bad habits and focus on their books.CLICK TO WATCH KAJOE SMOKING AT THE AGE OF 2 YEARS.

Clay Onyango.


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Billy Boy A Kenyan Rapper In Stockholm Arrested…JUSTICE OR NO JUSTICE?

Posted on May 30, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Billy boy a very well known Kenyan rapper in Stockholm was involved in a fight in Rågsved yesterday morning just before the closing time.According to some sources at the club,the fight began when one man at the venue provoked Billys girlsfriend of 8 years.Its believed Billy intervened and a fight erupted between Billy and the said man.According to the same source,Billys girlfriend was also beaten thoroughly by the same man before a friend called the police.

Am surprised to hear that bill boy is still in the police custody,while a month ago,just after the party that was organised by the same crew,PABLO MACHINE,a Kenyan lady was attacked by a Gambian fella while on her way home because she was trying to defend her friend from the rowdy Gambian.Her lips were split into a volcano with blood oozing all over her face.She managed to call the cops who arrived in a van and surprisingly they did not handcuff  him or take him to custody.After 3 weeks,the Kenyan lady received a letter from the prosecutor that the case has been layed down due to LACK of evidence.The Kenyan lady says that the police took pictures of her volcano lips and she also says that she has a letter from the doctor indicating all the evidence needed to prosecute the guy.

JUSTICE OR NO JUSTICE?

Billys case involved a Swedish girl,Billy is in custody,the Kenyan ladys saga involved 2 Africans and she is being denied justice that there is no enough evidence.

In another case,a swedish boy quarrelled with his girlfriend and due to anger, he opened the letter box that is attached to the door and urinated inside her apartment through the letter box.The man was arrested and fined 10,000 kronors that was paid to the Swedish girl.Ehe…there was enough evidence!!!! Is the SWEDISH system only working for the White Swedes? Thats yours for the asking.Meanwhile lets hope Billy Boy is writting another song…ODIERO GIGIDWARO GI…”wazungu hawatutaki hapa”.Pliz correct my Dholuo…

Clay Onyango.


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MADARAKA DAY INVITATION..

Posted on June 2, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

To celebrate Madaraka Day, the Ambassador of the Republic of Kenya
H.E. Mrs. P.W. Muhindi & Dr. J.K. Muhindi

Request the pleasure of the company of Kenyans

at a Reception

on Saturday 12th June, 2010, from 2:00pm – 5:00pm

Venue: Kenya House – Nacka

N.B.: For directions, please call the Embassy on 08.218300

From the Embassy website.


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Pastor Karanja`s Times And Dates In Sweden.

Posted on June 8, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Jane Nyakairu`s Mother Is Dead..

Posted on June 8, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Our condolences to Jane Nyakairu who has lost her mother  in Kenya,Kenyans and friends are invited to a prayers meeting at Peter Kinyanjuis home on the 11th June 2010 from 1700 hours.The adress is Odensvägen 10 in Norsborg.For more information please ring 073 953 3010 or 073 563 49 351.May she rest in peace.

Clay Onyango.


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Butdoisays Aunty Dies In Kenya…

Posted on June 8, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

My aunt Adhiambo passed away yesterday the 08th June 2010 in Kenya.She was the younger sister to my mother Monica who passed away 14 years ago.She was mentally sick and its believed she woke up at night and walked towards the lake where she fell and drowned.she was found the next morning dead beside the lake.Please  include her in your prayers as you pray.Her body is in Busia mortuary waiting for the funeral arrangements.She will be burried soon in Busia, Kenya.She has left 4 daughters and a few grand children.REST IN PEACE AUNTY ADI.

Clay Onyango.


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Has The Ailing Stockholm- Kenyan Old Man Reclaimed His Wife?

Posted on June 13, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

She might be called “Obese” and He might be called “thin drunkard fella”,but they are in love.Who are we Kenyans in Sweden to judge and condem them?If the ailing husband is back in Sweden,and he has not complained nor reclaimed his wife why are we bubbling and judging them? Just because there is no way she can defend herself after all those comments, does not mean she is useless.She is a hard working woman,a hard working responsible mother, a great student in her proffession.I have sat with both the ailing husband and the wife,and all I can say is she does not deserve all that name calling and critics.She is more organised than many of those commentators hiding behind the computer to judge her without disclosing their identity.Just because she is an Obese does not make her ugly and a bad person,this only made her fall in a bad situation that she has found herself in.Who knows,she might have fallen for the husbands friend because the husband has been away for too long,and the only person that made her happy was the hubbys friend.Obese as she is, she needed love and total care,and this she got from the husbands friend.Well its just sad that it happend when the husband was in hospital in Kenya but lets mind our own relationships,the husband has not reclaimed his wife, he might have approved it by the way.

Clay Onyango.


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Former NARC Chairman To Vie For A Councilor Post In Botkyrka…Sweden.

Posted on June 17, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

 Did you know that Mwaura Njuguna,a Kenyan living in Sweden will be vying for the seat of a councillor in Botkyrka community in Stockholm? Mwaura Njuguna was the former NARC chairman in Scandinavia during the last elections.At least there is one positive news being expected from Kenyans in Sweden.We do wish him all the best.

Clay Onyango.

 


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Newly Married And Happy!!!

Posted on June 17, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Isaacs Wedding In Pictures…

Posted on June 28, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Isaacs Wedding Part 2..

Posted on June 28, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Isaacs wedding was attended by both the Tanzanian charge de affair (the acting ambassador) and the Rwandesse ambassador in Sweden.Butdoisay had the opportunity of sitting on the high table with the Ambassadors and of course wasted no time to shake to the beat with the diplomats when the right time came…here are some more pictures…





Butdoisay requesting for a dance from the Ambassador….

The Ambassador on her toes to show what she s got…

Surprised surprised so she can dance….










Was nt she looking good?



























Tanzanian Ambassador in white and Rwandesse Ambassador.




















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The Many “Vitenges” Of Ambassador Purity Muhindi…

Posted on June 28, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

As the debate on the Ambassadors continues on our Stockholm blog,would you have prefered the ambassador to wear one of the 2 Vitenges on the picture while attending Princess Victorias royal wedding last week in Stockholm?

If i were to choose, I would prefer the brownish one below.I have seen her with several nice Vitenges that i never got the opportunity to picture.All in all she looks good in Vitenges.

Seems like Kenya Stockholmers are crying for her existence in the Kenyan Stockholm community.I hope she is reading the outcry and will do something about it.Kenya stockholmers would be glad to see her in Kenyan Stockholms functions ,like the wedding in pictures i just attended.We would love to dance with her too,the excuse of not mixing with Kenya Stockholms should not be that its because she has come under attack by Osewe or some Kenyans.As a diplomat,she should overlook all

that.Many Kenyan Stockholmers need her presence somehow….

Clay Onyango.


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“Ambassador Muhindi Has Prerogative Powers”..Says Chief Mlambaji Odede.

Posted on June 30, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

The Ambassador is free to wear what she wants and attend whatever events n functions she chooses to, as that is her prerogative and is NOT included in her job description methinx, all this nonesense that she has to attend Kenyan events not to mention we have like 20 different events every weekend, si, no sooner she starts attending them shall we start classifying her either as a Tribalist or a Feminist or a Womanist or a Racist depending on what she chooses to attend???? So tuacheni hizi ngurumo za chura and find better things to do with our time like photographing butterflies, watching grass grow or watching paint dry,
PS: Ni mimi wako CHIEF MLAMBAJI
…Odede.

Butdoisay comment>Where are the other WALAMBAJIS?…so far ni wawili tu wameongea…Beryl na Odede? At least mlambaji senior ana andika!!!

 


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A Kenyan Wedding,A Pre-wedding And Nyama Choma…

Posted on July 6, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Kenya Stockholms last weekend was full of good functions but I only made it to one, I could`nt make it to the Wedding and the Pre-wedding but I managed to make  it to Nyama choma function at Fittja.My sincere congrats go to both the  newly weds and I wish them all the best.I would also like to  wish all the best to the “pre-weds”.The reason i missed was  I was busy working otherwise “TUKO PAMOJA”.

I attended the Nyama choma rather late,around 20.00hrs at Fittja beach.When i arrived there was an ambulance at the beach that had coincidentaly, come to nurse my cousins daughter who was bitten by a dog that was left roaming around the beach by its owner.Fortunately,she only suffered minor injuries on her knees but with dip cuts.She was rushed to Huddinge sjukhus and later discharged.She is doing fine anyway.

Nyam chom was good,well attended even though Kenya stockholms were abit divided,some went to the wedding and some chose to attend Nyam chom.I did see some wedding pics on KSB and guys were looking good,I wish Kenyan men  could have a tradition outfit like the  kitenge our women wear.Its unfortunate Ambassador Muhindi did not attend though she was invited,hopefully she sent a present or the embassy did.All in all guys were well dressed.Here are some photos at Nyama choma…

Clay Onyango.


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Nyama Choma In Pictures…Part 2

Posted on July 6, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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After Nyama Choma…..Disco At Sätra..

Posted on July 6, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

 Who said Mj is dead? At least Kenya stockholm has one….thanks to Ole ngais….


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The World Cup Fever….

Posted on July 10, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Kenya Team Faces Guinea On Saturday…

Posted on July 13, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Kenya Stockholm football team will meet Guinea this saturday the 17th of July at Rinkeby Knuby football pitch.Last saturday Kenya team lost to Somalia 3-2 not to mention that 1 goal was own goal, meaning that the match would have ended 2-2.Though Somalia has a young energetic team,Kenya stockholm football team is on the other hand good and is just lacking  a few management that Makan, Ismail  and I are working on.I was surprised by Kenya stockholm team that comprises of Teddy Maundu and Rama Kadir,we have very good upcoming footballers.Watch out for these kids,they might fly high.Kenya Stockholm team is not a team to underestimate.Come and support our team on saturday,as they pave way to the finals….Am glad to announce that orkarinte.se is going to sponsor the Kenya Stockholm team with drinks and other items.Any other support will be highly appreciated.Am proud to be Kenyan!!!

Clay Onyango.


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“Young Energetic” Kenyan Stockholm Football Team Thrashes The “Biffy” Guinean Team…

Posted on July 18, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Kenya Stockholm team thrashed the “BIFFY “Guinean team to sail to the Finals of the African Championship in Sweden.The march that was played at Knuby Stadium in Rinkeby was full of biasness from the referee and the 2 linesmen, but that did not stop the Kenyan team to prove that they were the better team.The game was extended to 10 min 10min each after the first 90 minutes ended 1/1.The team that comprises of Charles,the son of Jane,Jerry Junior the son of Sofia Njoroge,Rama the son of Steve,Teddy, Cathys son and others whom I cant recall their names,are so talented and energetic. I am mentioning the parents names so that Kenya Stockholm mothers would be proud of their boys who are doing a fantastic job in the field.The final match will be either between  Kenya and Tanzania or Somalia on the 31st July.

The turn up was very encouraging,we had some  parents and some Kenyan supporters who cheered the team to victory and before we forget,many thanks,we appreciate all the screamings and cheerings.

Clay Onyango.


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Proud Sponsor Of The Kenya Stockholm Team…”Orkarinte.se”

Posted on July 18, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Orkarinte.se is proud to be one of the Kenya stockholm Football team sponsors and as we head for the victory at the Finals,we wish our team the Bests of LUCK….More sponsors required.These boys have talents,lets support them,and if you doubt me,come and watch the finals….WATCH OUT TZ  OR SOMALIA!!!

Clay Onyango.


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Manzoro Donates 500Kr To Support The Kenya Stockholm Team…

Posted on July 19, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Manzoro donates 500 kronors to support the Stockholm Kenya football team,this is  a good gesture Manzoro.We need more patriotic Kenyans to support or sponsor our team to win.To encourage these kids, it would be wise if we could give them at least 500kronors each after the whole tournament.They have showed their love and dedication for Kenya,though most of them were raised or born here.And the good thing is they can tweng Kiswahili.Can you imagine they travel all the way from different locations,with their own train tickets.Surely, we need to support them kiroho safi.Thanks MANZORO for  the support and for the love of Kenya..

Clay Onyango.


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Sofia Njoroge And Jane Koikas Parents Are Dead..

Posted on July 24, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Sofia Njoroge and Jane Koika, Kenyans residing in Sweden have lost their parents in Kenya.Sofia has lost her father while Jane has lost her mother in Kenya.Jane Koika is Mwauras wife.There will be an open house meeting in both their residences in Stockholm.Sofias open house meeting will be at her residence in RÅCKSTA, adress.SÖDERBERGA ALLE 28,1TR FOR MORE INFO.RING 070 591 6422.for Janes open house meeting,the adress is DOMAREBACKEN 4 IN ALBY.For more info ring 073 66 94039 or 0734775845.

Clay Onyango.


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Kenya Stockholm Football Team To Meet Tanzanian Football Club…

Posted on July 26, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

This Saturday, the 31st July 2010,the Kenya Stockholm Football team will meet the Tanzanian Football club in Stockholm at MÄLARHÖJDEN IP  in Fruängen.The Tanzanians quenched their thirst last saturday by thwacking Somalia 4-1 to sail to the finals.The Kenyan youngstars will meet the Tanzanian team that is believed to have 8 proffessional players,who are playing in Allsvenska.The Kenyan team has a few proffessional players but the problem is their bellies have overtaken their chests,and i do not not think its wise to rely on them.They might confuse their bellies to football and make an own goal.

Jokes aside,Kenya Stockholm team has young talented players and we do pray that they will outclass the Tanzanians to Clinch the Scandinavia African championships cup.As the donations in support of the Kenya team continued to pour in,may i take this opportunity to thank the recent donors,namely Manzoro who contributed 500 kr,Marco 1000Kr and Millionare barbs who has pledged to donate 5000kronors.These funds will be used to support the Kenya Stockholm proceed with their training.

Before i forget,we will have Nyama choma and drinks during the final match from 1500hrs to late at the football venue.The match will begin at 1630 pm.Please come one come all and support our team win this cup.

Clay Onyango.


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Tanzania Beats Kenya Stockholm Team 3-1 To Win The Cup..

Posted on August 1, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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As Tanzanians Win The Cup,Kenya Team Wins Love And Support 100/2…

Posted on August 1, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Proud Kenyan Supporters…

Posted on August 1, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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The Brains Behind The Kenya Team And The Event…

Posted on August 1, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

 On behalf of Makan,Ismail and I,may  I take this opportunity to thank all Kenyans in Stockholm for the support and love they showed during this tournament.Everyone contributed, but there are some few brains that brought all these successful event to what it was.I will only name a few.Jacob from Cameroon for coming up with this tournament,Makan for recruiting and coaching the Kenyan team and also in contributing his time and love for the team.Ismail for the preparation of the team,the sponsorship and of course goalkeeping.Myself Clay and Kama for being involved in sponsorship, advertising,planning and the little time we dedicated for the arrangements .Of course not forgeting Okoth Osewe for the advertisement on KSB.Kamau muirash,Mwaush and Nick for their time.Manzoro and Marco and those Kenyans who contributed in cash to support our team.Before I forget,I would also like to thank the Ambassador for paying a surprise visit to watch the Kenyan team.This event will continue every year and as our young football players continue to grow and gain the stamina,who knows,we shall one day play against Barcelona.BE ALWAYS PROUD TO BE KENYAN!!!

Clay Onyango.


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The Proud Kenyan Supporters…

Posted on August 1, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

These are pictures taken before the football match just when the supporters were pouring in…more pics on the way.


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The Proud Kenyan Supporters..

Posted on August 1, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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The Ambassador Meets The Players…

Posted on August 2, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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We Emerged The Winners…

Posted on August 2, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Sports Can Bring Us Together…

Posted on August 2, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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BREAKING NEWS:BILL COSBY IS DEAD…..A HOAX OR TRUE?

Posted on August 2, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

After rumors wrongly claimed in February that actor-comedian Bill Cosby had died, the disgusting hoax is back again.

A firestorm of tweets today propelled “Bill Cosby died” to the top of Twitter’s Trending Topics.

Thankfully, the iconic star is just fine.

“Mr. Cosby is alive and well,” his rep confirms to Gossip Cop.

The only thing we’d like to see laid to rest are gross hoaxes like this.


Bill Cosby was found by his wife Camille passed out on his recliner while watching TV in his Shelburne Massachusetts home. She discovered he wasn’t breathing and called 911. He was rushed to Baystate Franklin Medical Center and pronounced dead at 12:28 AM EST February 6th 2010. Early reports from EMT show that he underwent cardiac arrest but they will know more by the end of next weekend when an autopsy is done.

During the 1980s, Cosby produced and starred in what is considered to be one of the decade’s defining sitcoms, The Cosby Show, which aired eight seasons from 1984 to 1992, and is still seen in syndication. The sitcom highlighted the experiences and growth of an upper-middle-class African American family. He also produced the hit sitcom, A Different World, which became second toThe Cosby Show in ratings. In the 1990s, he starred in Cosby, which aired from 1996 to 2000, and during the show’s last two seasons, hosted Kids Say the Darndest Things.



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Our 5th Year Wedding Anniversary…2005-2010..

Posted on August 14, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Yesterday,the 13th of August was our 5th year anniversary since we got married,that day yesterday,was when a hummer limousine was cruising in the city of Stockholm,with a happily married couple sitting with a troupe of 22 persons in the Limousine sipping bottles of champagne heading to the receiption that was very well arranged in Norsborg,Sweden.That day will never be forgotten by many,i still remember how the catering company did a good job,the food was too tasty with about 300 grilled chicken thighs,fried meat enough for 300 hundred people,wines,spirit and 80 crates of  beers enough for all Kenyans in STOCKHOLM were being served,by our very beautiful dressed maids.

I tried to bring back those memories yesterday,but i found myself sipping champagne with my beautiful wife,i tried my best to make it more romantic by buying 5 champagne bottles,each for every year that passed.We decided to chill-anga free at home just the two of us,the kids were away to visit their friends.Of course i did buy a cake,just a simple one to remind us the occassion.During the wedding 5 years ago,i ordered for a castle wedding cake,with doors and windows and of course some stairs,you wouldnt know this,i took pictures of a castle to the bakery,they promised to create the same castle cake,but they ended up delivering a normal cake with huts kind of houses which i did not like.After the wedding,I complained and got some money back…

WHY A CASTLE CAKE?

Some might wonder why a castle cake with doors and windows,this was to symbolize that our home was open to anyone of you at anytime.I hope many people who have been to our place have felt the same,and if you havent ,now you know ,you are still welcome anytime….

May i thank once again every one that participated in making our wedding, a wedding to remember….MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL..


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Ambassador Purity Honors The Kenya Stockholm Team At The Residence..

Posted on August 15, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

The Kenya Stockholm team was honored by her Excellency Purity Muhindi at her Stockholm residence yesterday.The ambassador invited the Kenya stockholm team at her residence to thank them for keeping the Kenyan flag high during the Swedish African tournament that ended last month in Stockholm.The Kenya team reached the finals but unfortunately lost the trophy to the Tanzanians.The ambassador encouraged the Kenyan players to maintain the same spirit of patriotism that brought Kenyans in Stockholm together like never before.She also mentioned that she is ready to work with any Kenyan organisation in Stockholm as long as the invitation or information is formal.She would definitely consider to attend any event if her schedule allowed without any biasness.The team was offered a Kenyan buffet that comprised of Nyam chom,Samosas,Ingoho(chicken),Ugali, and wali.After the buffe, ice cream and a french cake was served, while chaimoto(tea) na kahawa was waiting to burn our tongues.

The players and the management enjoyed the meal and decided to take off before they started dozing on the ambassadors soffas.

The Kenya Stockholm team,the trainer and the management would like to thank the entire embassy for the warm welcome,the good treatment and the nice food we enjoyed.Of course we would also like to thank the chef for the wonderful ingredients  that made the food delicious.MAY GOD BLESS YOU ALL..


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After The Football Tournament…Kenyans Took It To “ON YOUR MARKS”….go…

Posted on August 15, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

After the football tournament last month,Kenyans took it to…ON YOUR MARKS, GET SET….GO!! in the darkness.I injured my hamstring in the process while  competing in a mens 100 meters.Kama became the winner after overtaking Nick like a taxi .Ngugi was left doing press ups on the running field,while Moses Trubadur was left standing like a guitar stand on the running field.

In a womens 100 meters Liz took the trophy when she beat Nduta and Marco having had run  100 meters in 5,5 seconds.Do not judge a book by its cover,Marco suffered an injured knee while Nduta had problems to breath…All in all we had a nice time.


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Why Is Kenya Afraid To Give Other Nationalities Citizenship?

Posted on August 19, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Alot of kenya people are afraid of giving citizenship to other national,why?,you don’t want to give but you want other country to grant you dual citizenship,is that fare?.Granting other national citizenship will help the economy of kenya increase,help building and moving the nation to the higher level,even Abraham we call today,Father Abraham,God blessed him,not from his own country,even the bible said we should welcome foreigners and treat them well.There are business and alot to do in a foreign land but do to hard law governing the country,it become difficult because your not a citizen. To my own opinion,citizenship is good for the development of the nation.

Prince Joe.F


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Atommic “Bomb” Asifa Explodes In Marsta Party…Why I Hate Dj Jimmy….

Posted on August 23, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Last weekend,an atommic Bomb AKA ASIFA exploded in a Marsta party that was organised by Dj Jimmy and Oti papa.The Atommic bomb left Kenyans with alot of sweat from their armpits and the whole body.The Atommic Bomb aka Asifa arrived from Kenya and was met by the organisers Dj Jimmy and Oti papa.The explosion brought all Kenyans in Stockholm together,and frankly speaking this was one of the best entertaining explosive parties ever organised in Sweden.I could see Kenyans from all ages,18 years to 65 years,all having fun with smiles all over their mouths.If you stayed home thinking this was a luo thing,you are wrong,Kenyans in Stockholm are intereacting,we said YES a few weeks ago in Kenya,and we are saying Yes in Stockholm too.We are going to crack Ukabila,by either organising parties or organising sports.And the good thing was,when this explosion was taking place,you could see an old Kenyan elder dancing with a young Kenyan female,there was no time to underestimate anyone for their ages.Respect was full in the house.

 

 

Why I hate DJ  Jimmy…

I really hate Dj Jimmy with all my heart,this being one of Kenya Stockholms best Djs,he is unique by nature,once he sees you entering his parties,he honors you by reducing the volume in his parties and announces that you have arrived.”MAN CLAY has arrived”…Clay in the house.” Why wouldnt you offer a drink to this Dj when you are honored in that manner? You end up going….Jimmy pewa or Asifa pewa!!!

Dj Safi and Dj Frank should learn this from Jimmy.I really hate this guy,he takes you from zilizopendwa to bongo flavor to Shukuti(Luhya),Karachuonyo(Luo) and one man guitar (Kikuyu) to the latest SOUL and RNB .You might wonder why this party was also attended by over 50´s but if u read these lines clearly,you will know the answer.

Another reason why I hate this Dj is,after all that entertainment,he sends you away with a Cd compiled with all sorts of music when you are ready to part.

May i take this opportunity to thank and congratulate the organisers for a well organised party,and even though there was an artist that came from Kenya,all the way, they only charged 100 Kronors and this also enabled every Kenyan in Stockholm to attend…THUMBS UP GUYS!!!! When you see Dj Jimmy tell him…I hate you Jimmy…lol

Clay Onyango.


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Its Official Daniel Mwaura To Contest For Botkyrka Kommun Councillor

Posted on August 23, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Mr Daniel Mwaura Njuguna, a Kenyan in Sweden vying for the councillor seat in Botkyrka community was visited by the first Kenyan councillor in London England last weekend.Councillor Elizabeth Kangethe paid a visit to Mwaura in support of his upcoming campaign in Sweden.Councillor Elizabeth Kangethe has urged all Kenyans in sweden to suppport Mwaura Njuguna in the upcoming elections.If Mwaura wins, he will be the first Kenyan to be voted a councillor in Sweden.We wish Mr Daniel Mwaura all the best in the upcoming elections.GOOD LUCK!!
In the pictures,councillor Elizabeth Kangethe of London  England and Mr Daniel Mwaura in Sweden.
 
VAL TILL KOMMUNFULLMÄKTIGE

Arbetarepartiet-Socialdemokraterna

Du får bara markera en av dessa anmälda kandidater.

  1. Katarina Berggren, Kommunstyrelsens ordförande, 42 år, Tullinge
  2. Gabriel Melki, Sektionschef, 38 år, Norsborg
  3. Birgitta Mörk, Pensionär, 69 år, Tumba
  4. Jens Sjöström, Kommunalråd, 39 år, Tullinge
  5. Jill Melinder, Lärare, 32 år, Tullinge
  6. Serkan Köse, Pressekreterare, 33 år, Fittja
  7. Ebba Jansson, Projektledare, 39 år, Tumba
  8. Lars Schou, Pensionär, 70 år, Tumba
  9. Arzu Alan, Lärarstuderande, 38 år, Norsborg
  10. Peter Nyberg, Heltidspolitiker, 35 år, Tumba
  11. Inger Ros, Sjukvårdspolitiker/heltid, 58 år, Tumba
  12. Adnan Issa, Säljare, 46 år, Fittja
  13. Christina Zedell, Undersköterska/riksdagsledamot, 50 år, Tullinge
  14. Mattias Gökinan, IT-samordnare, 37 år, Tumba
  15. Maria Gawell Skog, Handläggare, 38 år, Norsborg
  16. Youbert Aziz, Studerande, 19 år, Fittja
  17. Diana Hildingsson, Jurist, 29 år, Alby
  18. Jean-Pierre Zune, Utredare, 64 år, Hallunda
  19. Taina Virta, Arbetsförmedlare, 67 år, Storvreten
  20. Bo Johansson, Heltidspolitiker, 56 år, Alby
  21. Maria Mendoza, Pensionär, 70 år, Alby
  22. Robert Rasmussen, Lärare, 45 år, Slagsta
  23. Anna Gestblom Bottner, Ombudsman, 31 år, Vårsta
  24. Anders Arneson, Senior, 64 år, Tumba
  25. Inga Lill Strömqvist, Pensionär, 64 år, Tullinge
  26. Hamza Bal, Lärare/Socialrådgivare, 57 år, Alby
  27. Aydan Sedef Özkan, Ekonom, 30 år, Storvreten
  28. Sikander Butt, Egen företagare, 61 år, Hallunda
  29. Selin Kayhan, Studerande, 18 år, Storvreten
  30. Björn Pettersson, Metallarbetare, 55 år, Uttran
  31. Berit Larsson, Pensionär, 67 år, Storvreten
  32. Shafqat Khatana, Jurist, Egen företagare, 27 år, Fittja
  33. Emma Collin, Verksamhetsutvecklare, 32 år, Tumba
  34. Daniel Mwaura Njuguna, Undersköterska, 37 år, Alby
  35. Siv Persson Trogen, Egen företagare, 73 år, Tullinge
  36. Nils Andersson, Pensionär, 65 år, Fittja

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Stockholms Cameroonians White Party…”We Only Live Once” Kula Maisha!!!

Posted on August 29, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Lisa Bristmans Mother Is Dead…

Posted on September 2, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Lisa`s mom has died in Kenya.You are invited to an “OPEN HOUSE”  daily  at ALTAVÄGEN 202,IN (ALTA CENTRUM),BUS 401 från Slussen.Prayer  meeting on Friday-3rd.Time 14hrs.Info. 0736694039.

REST IN PEACE DEAR MOTHER.


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Invitation From The Kenya Embassy..

Posted on September 3, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

To celebrate the Promulgation of the New Constitution of Kenya
The Ambassador of the Republic of Kenya
H.E. Mrs. Purity W. Muhindi
requests the pleasure of the company of
KENYANS

to a reception
on Saturday 11th September, 2010 from 14:00 – 17:00 Hrs

at
KENYA HOUSE, NACKA

R.S.V.P
Tel:08-21 83 00
kenya.embassy@telia.com

from the Kenta Embassy website.


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Miss Africa Stockholm….

Posted on September 5, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

These are the only photos i can share with you on that occassion,i had a problem with my camera.Enjoy…


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Miss Africa Stockholm….A Kenyan Judge..

Posted on September 5, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Miss Africa Sweden attracted an audience of 435, with slim fit beauties bearing one theme,”FIGURE 8.”I spoke to one of the judges from Kenya and asked her why the competition only consisted of slim fit and figure 8 beauties? She answered that its because they look good in swimming costumes and no balloon- like flesh is visible.

She also mentioned that size 20s have problems to choose clothes while shopping.I then asked her how do these slim fits maintain these figures?She mentioned that the best way is to be disciplined and eat less fat foods,veggies and alot of fruits.Training has to be essential too in their daily life,she reckoned.Before i left her,i touched her by mistake and bumped into one of her balloon like flesh.I then turned back to her and asked her what she was doing about it? She just laughed and mentioned that judges are allowed to have balloons.She left me with question marks but i went on to enjoy my evening???????

For “YOUR INFORMATION”:This is mean´t to be  a joke…..I never conducted any interview with any judge nor did I touch any at all,this is just part of butdoisays humor to heal those who are suffering from depression by giving them a dose of a laughter.No- one should be offended with this article as no names are mentioned.If anyone is disturbed with this article then you have a problem with yourself and the best advise is, go to the gym and remove those few flabs and turn them to ABS….all the same sorry for any missunderstanding!!!

Clay Onyango


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An All White Party Organised By Freddy NICE…Sätra 24 SEPTEMBER..

Posted on September 5, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Kisumu Ndogo “MARSTA” Is Stealing The Limelight…

Posted on September 5, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Last weekend,Kisumu Ndogo also known as Marsta,organised a party for a Wanawake organisation that involved different groups,ZAKALA a zairean band and Jambo dancers a Kenyan traditional dancing group.The party was also a success.

Kisumu ndogo has become very famous for organising well attended parties after THEKA also known as THIKA in NORSBORG was closed down a few years ago.

Seems like Kisumu ndogo is stealing the limelight,leaving the Theka “Norsborg” residences in panic hence turning them into politicians and clerics.

The party in Kisumu ndogo was also attended by 2 of the most loved Kenyan cartoons(comedians),Makokha and Masai also known as Alexander.

As soon as they arrived,they were introduced to the public by DJ JIMMY,who requested them to say Jambo to the people.They took to the microphones and left the public hicking up with laughter after a few selected jokes.

In the pictures,you can see how Masai took to his knees and danced the night out while Makokha took over the band by surprise and fired the drummer and showed his own drumming skills.After the drumming,his Kitenges kofia dissappeared and left him mourning for an hour before it appeared again from nowhere.Next saturday,after the promulgation of the  new constitution party at the Ambassadors residence,there will be an after party mpaka che,the venue will be announced soon,Makokha and Masai will be in the house to entertain us and then continue to celebrate the rebirth of Kenyas new constituition.MAY GOD BLESS KENYA!!!!

Clay Onyango.


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Fire Burning In Kisumu Ndogo-Marsta,Lets Go Vote In Thika(Norsborg).

Posted on September 8, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

All seemed to be fine in Kisumu Ndogo Marsta last weekend even without the appearance of Atommy Sifa.I paid 200Kr for both me and my nephew, all in the spirit of promoting the maendeleo ya wanawake in Sweden.Little did I know that the occassion was full of scandles until today after reading KSB.When Alexander(the masai on Vioja Mahakamani),took the stage and made some jokes,he asked,kuna wakikuyu hapa? 2 hands were raised.Kuna waluhya hapa, 2 hands were raised and then suddenly Kuna wajaluo hapa? Many hands at least over 15 were raised.I then asked myself,this is an organisation ya wanawake that should consist of all Kenyan women,from Thika(Norsborg) and other women from the Kenyan tribes,why is it just from one Kenyan tribe? Well, i erased that question from my mind and continued to observe and enjoy Dj Jimmy`s music.

I even wrote an article putting Kisumu ndogo in good books since Thika(Norsborg) was closed down,I thought it was stealing the limelight,KUMBE tensions were cooking.As the fire continues to burn in Kisumu Ndongo lets go to Norsborg and vote  for Mwaura and also ask Pastor Muirani and Samson to pray for the Maendeleo ya wanawake Stockholm.Maendeleo ya wanawake should involve other women from other tribes,so I think.

Clay Onyango.


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Living In Sweden In A Home As An Old African Is Scary….

Posted on January 24, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |


I heard a conversation of how African old men and women are treated in old homes.I got so scared, I dont want to be old here.I understand they go through hell.By the time they die,they have already been to hell.They are called all kinds of names,like ZINJI,NIGGERS and so forth.Zinji is a turkish name meaning ZINJANTHROPAS.Most of these workers that treat them badly are actually foreigners themselves,not Swedes.They themselves come from poor countries,but because they are light skinned,they believe they are more superior.They actually come from countries that are worse than Africa,where goats eat clothes,where bombs explode every 3 minutes,where a visa card is unheard of,where cars are too old that you can see the road while seated inside the car,where a bicycle is the main means of transport,where…..i wish i could continue….

Am going to use this term as its used through their day to day life.Is Zinji awake? Did you give Zinji medicine yesterday?Did you wipe Zinji? When is this Zinji going to die?They are suppposed to be taking care of them but they wish them dead.

Clay Onyango.


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The Kenya Police Is Also Changing Its Constitution….

Posted on September 14, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Residents of Kaloleni, Kilifi district, were treated to a rare spectacle as members of the police drawn from different parts of the coast province mounted a religious crusade. Officers from the Kenya police Christian association based their preaching on a bible verse that prophesies that in the end …


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Hanging Out With Olexandra And Makoha Of VIOJA MAHAKAMANI…

Posted on September 14, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Last week Olenxandra and Makoha were in Stockholm for a comedy festival, they ended up spending alot of their time with me around Stockholm after the festival.My lungs are still hanging out of my mouth coz i laughed them out,at one point i almost swallowed my tongue but fortunately Stevo came to my rescue and pulled it out,i think it was half way in.

Surprisingly, their jokes come from nowhere they do not read from anwhere,anything they say is turned to comedy.Like one time i took them to an Ethiopian restaurant to eat some INGERA(Ethiopian chapos),and when i ordered for the food.The Ingeras arrived,they look like towels folded very well,they have two versions of Ingera ,white and brown.We were served with the brown injeras as on the picture,and Olexander goes like: “HALLO HALLO”,calling the owner of the restaurant,and as the owner rushes to the table wondering whats wrong with his INJERA,Olexandra goes like, “hallo…you know on the plane, we are given towels but they are clean,take back these towels,look, they are dirty!!!! Hi ni matharau ama?He stood there with a smile wondering what Olex was talking about until i came to his rescue.He then walked away with a smile on his face.


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Stockholms All White Party By Freddy Nice…Music By The Sound Of Blackness..

Posted on September 25, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Monica-A famous Tanzanian Salonist In Sweden Is Dead…

Posted on October 4, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Stockholm has lost one of the most prominent well known founder of Afro hair saloon.Monica the owner of an African salong that was situated in Fridhemsplan died yesterday at her home after suffering from cancer for a long time.Monica was well known to both Kenyans and Tanzanians and maybe the entire Stockholm community for her passion,talent and good heart.She is the sister of Devota and Julia,a sister in- law to Freddy nice and an aunt to Jonathan, all from Tanzania but do reside in Sweden.God gives and God takes,she is gone and we are to follow…May she REST IN PEACE!! RING 0768636248  for more info and to send your condolences.

Clay Onyango.


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Miss Tanzania Wins Miss Africa Sweden…..

Posted on October 10, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Miss Tanzania emerged the winner of this years Miss Africa Sweden that was so well organised by the Ritz Society .The competition took place on Silja line, a cruising ship on the 8 of october.Before i proceed, we would like to thank the ritz family for arranging such an outstanding event that has become the talk of  Stockholm city.It was such an African family cruise that attracted and united all Swedish Africans together.It was like an ORGANISATION  OF AFRICAN UNION (OAU) on a cruise. I hope this will open eyes to those who underestimate Africans or assume we are disorganised and planless,hence stopping us from entering their clubs in Stockholm city.This is the first time Africans in Sweden had freedom to enter a club without any discrimination and humilation,thanks to Silja line and crew for making our day….

The event was not just based on the outer beauty and the height, but was based on inteligence,creativity and personality.These should be the requirements of selecting Miss universe and Miss World too.Well done the Ritz and congratulations to any person who took part or contributed to the succes of Miss Africa Sweden.

Clay Onyango.

Picture.courtesy KSB


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Monica`s Funeral Announcement….

Posted on October 11, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Ukoo wa Chuwa uliopo Stockholm SWEDEN, Unapenda kuwataarifu ndugu na jamaa wote kwamba Mazishi ya MONICA HANSSON CHUWA yatafanyika Jumatano ya tarehe 13/10/2010 saa 10:00 AM (Asubuhi) kwenye makaburi ya SKOGSKYRKOGÅRDEN “heliga kapel” SANDSBORG. Baada ya shughuli za mazishi ndugu na jamaa wote tutajumuika kwa pamoja kwenye ukumbi uliopo SKARPNÄCKS ALLE 33-35 kwaajili ya rambirambi. Ukoo wa Chuwa unachukua nafasi hii kuwashukuru wale wote waliojitokeza na waliotoa michango yao ya hali na mali katika kufanikisha shughuli hii ngumu ya msiba.

Tunawasisitiza wale wote watakaokuwa na nafasi wajitokeze kwa wingi ili kwa pamoja tuweze kuusindikiza mwili wa ndugu yetu mpendwa MONICA.

Kwa niaba ya Ukoo wa CHUWA,

FRED ZG SSEBUYOYA.

ENGLISH:

Monica will be buried on wednesday the 13th october time 10.00 am address SKOGSKYRKOGÅRDEN  KAPEL in SANDSBORG.Thereafter a little gathering in memory of Monica will be held at Skarpnacks alle 33-35 in Skarpnack the same day.The committee would like to thank everyone for their support and contribution.May Monica Rest In Peace.

Clay Onyango.


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Monica Is Laid To Rest In A Wedding-Like Ceremony….

Posted on October 13, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Mourners came from all over Sweden and the whole African continent to pay their last respect to Monica Hansson a salonist and a business woman in Stockholm,Sweden.

Business came to a stand still in Stockholm, most Africans took a day off,to say goodbye to one of their own,Monica.

She was so loved,that the ceremony was attended by almost 300 mourners.Most of whom were smartly dressed as if they were attending a wedding as Monica wished.

There were no black mourning dresses as its always in funerals.We celebrated her departure rather than mourned, as she wished.I think she had done all she had wished to do on this earth.What a good death she died,she died while she could still communicate, and infact she even said goodbye to her sister during her last breath.

She requested what song should be sung during her funeral before she passed.

She even joked that she will shine up there when she is gone, according to some close mourners.

Not every dying human is given this opportunity by God,these are signs that she was loved by many including the Almighty.

She has left a great beautiful family behind and we wish them all the best.Rest In Peace Monica.More photos to come.

Clay Onyango.


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Did You Know That Mwaura Is A Councilor In Botkyrka Kommun?

Posted on October 15, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

A Kenyan living in Sweden, Mr.Daniel Mwaura Njuguna has won a councilor seat in the Botkyrka Municipality in Sweden. Botkyrka Municipality (Botkyrka kommun) is a municipality in Stockholm County in east central Sweden, not far from the capital Stockholm.

Daniel Njuguna becomes the first Kenyan to be elected for a political seat in the Scandinavian country and the second Kenyan in Europe to win a political seat this year after Elizabeth Kang’ethe who was elected the councilor of Parsloe Ward, Barking and Dagenham in London, UK.

Mr.Njuguna is a resident of Sweden for almost 20 years and had the support of the Kenyan community in Sweden, the Swedes and other foreigners. He comes from Thika in Kenya and as the people of Thika celebrate, the whole of Kenya joins in the celebration for the job well done. Congratulation councilor Njuguna.

From The diaspora blog.

Butdoisay comment:Now we have someone to cry for when sugar and salt is scarce at our homes.AKERE KAJORA..E NA BESA!!!


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Sound Of Blackness Presents….EASTER WAHOME in Stockholm..

Posted on October 15, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Monicas Funeral In Pictures…

Posted on October 15, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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orkarinte.se Live On The Metropol Radio Today.

Posted on October 18, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

http://sverigesradio.se/sida/play.aspx?ljud=2684113

To listen please move forward to 8,30 mins with your mouse.

Clay Onyango


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Kajora (Councilor) Mwaura Is A Happy Kajora….

Posted on October 21, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Mwaura Njuguna  says>Am Happy to be elected to the 10 member council board for Labour and energy (Arbete & Näringslivsberedning) in Botkyrka Municipality which will be headed by my friend and Sectetary of our Party in Botkyrka Mr Serkan Körse.

Mwaura Njuguna.

Butdoisay comment>Does any one know where Kajora Mwauras office is? I need to pay my sons school fees and the only person who can help me is the KAJORA himself.The other day me and my family did not have sugar and salt,and Kajora Mwaura sent his driver to deliver the salt to us with his SUV,Pajero.I just want to say he is a goodman,because now that winter is coming,he has also promised to buy the  Onyango family winter jackets and shoes.Mwaura for the President in Sweden!!!!Huwezi kurara na jaa kama kajora yuko!!!

 


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Esther Wahome In Stockholm…Where Were The Apostles?

Posted on October 25, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Sam pipo as Okoth puts it,are wondering why Esther Wahomes performance was not attended by the most religious Kenyans appostles in Stockholm.There  are all kinds of reasons going on out there.Some are saying that there was a meeting amongst them,that they should not attend because Esther was invited by devil worshippers, while some are saying that maybe they would only attend if Esther was invited by a church, and some are even saying that none of our apostles was invited as a guest and or to preach.

I would expect Esther Wahome, a Kenyan gospel singer to pull quite a larger religious crowd and to hear all these reasons for not attending, makes me wonder if truly we have patriotic apostles.

Surprisingly the ambassador and the entire embassy attended the occassion and according to some sources,it was the best religous performance,with a live band and live singers on stage.Some even wanted to add 50kronors on top of the 150 kronors they paid.Esther Wahomes performance started at 1800hrs to 22 hrs to pave way to the devil worshippers.

As soon as Esther left,most of her crowd also left,you could only find a few people sipping or quenching their thirst with heineken after her show.This is how much people respect religion and gospel.They would hide while drinking or would choose not to drink alcohol at all ,until when the right opportunity arrived.

The devil worshippers started arriving at midnight,when everything was set>Whisky was displayed on the bar,wine boxes were also visible and there was of course a swimming pool of beer for them to swim in.

At the entrance I could see a lonely ticket collector,who after Esthers performance was wondering if any devil worshippers would arrive to pay the reduced price of 100kronors and continue to swim in alcohol.Unlike Esthers show,you would only see SAMOSAS,FANTA AND COCA COLA on the display.lol

Finally,around 0100 oclock the D worshippers stormed the lokal and the lonely ticket collector was seen smilling.The party went on well until the closing time at 0330 am and i guess both the apostles and the Devil worshippers were given their dose to the maximum…LOL.

Clay Onyango.

PICTURE>A DARE DEVIL REMOVES HIS TROUSERS ON THE DANCING FLOOR……probably one reason why the apostles didnt attend!!!

PS>THE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS IN THIS CASE MEANS THE ALCOHOL WORSHIPPERS….Not the devil himself.I hope you all consider it to be a humor and not as an attack to anyone….


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Tony Nyadundo In Satra On The 01st Jan

Posted on December 29, 2010. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Be informed that due to public demand, the king og Ohangla from Kenya Tony Nyadundo is coming to usher Africans into the new 2011 with a big surprise show at the Sätra Redline Club in Stockholm on Saturday the very 1st of January 2011. We have taken a new venue due to the fact that Sollentuna venue is too small for Tony Nyadundos hundreds of fans that are expected from all over Sweden and Scandinavia. Dont miss this grand surprise in which Dj Richy, Dj Jimmy and Young Jackson will spice the ocassion in support of the mega artist Tony Nyadundo.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
Samson Mande.


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Steve,Sunday,Tony And Mama Salmas Grandmother Passes On…

Posted on January 1, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Sandy,Steve,mama Salma and Tony Muraya have lost their dear grandmother(Rose Mugure) in Kenya.A prayer meeting will be held tomorrow 02 Jan 2011 in Flemingsberg,adress Terapivagen 18A from 2 pm.For more info ring 073 756 0559 or 073 780 3451.Butdoisay and family would like to convey their condolonces to the entire Mugure family.God gives and God takes,may the old grandma rest in peace.

Clay Onyango.


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Butdoisay Is Bouncing Back…

Posted on January 23, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

I hope all my readers have started a good 2011,its been a while since i wrote an article.I have been running up and down with issues and fortunately all positive.I thank the almighty for making everything that i have been upto a success.I truly missed to update butdoisay,but luckily KSB was there to keep me updated.

All is well so as my family and my close relatives,thanks to God again.Do i sound like i am saved? No am not but i think i believe more in the lord than all those past years.I have realised that time is going fast,my kids are growing so as me,my wife,friends and relatives.

My condolences to all those who lost a family member,if i did not attend,my prayers were definitely with you guys.Congratulations to those who had birthday parties and or family parties that i missed and sorry to those i did not invite to my place during the festive days,we are still together.May God bless you all and have a happy new year.
Clay Onyango.


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An Indian Caught In Nairobi Peeing On The Streets…

Posted on January 23, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

I was in Nairobi a few months ago and while walking in the streets of Nairobi,i came across an incident whereby an Indian was caught red handed by the cops peeing in the streets of Nairobi.The indian was rushed to a police car and before they drove off,i managed to talk to one of the officers.I asked him what would be the charges and if he will go to Jail?He responded that he would appear to court and face charges.I requested the officer if he would keep in touch so that i can attend the hearing in court.I gave him my number and luckily he called and informed me the dates and time.

I attended the hearing just on curiosity that killed the cat,i wanted to see how our system works,the indian pleaded guilty to the charges and the judge fined him 1500 Kenya shillings.1500 shillings is of course peanuts to indians living in Kenya,the indian decided to pay 2000 shillings and when asked why he was paying more….he answered…ata iko shuta pia baada ya kukojoa” meaning he even shutad after peeing…(help whats kushuta in English?) too sleepy to think.

The judge laughed as the indian was ushered out of the court…..hehehe…

Clay Onyango.


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Butdoisay Cracks Honorable Fred Gumo`s Ribs..

Posted on January 24, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

You have seen him dosing in parliament,but this time when we met in Nairobi,I gave him a dose of a laughter that woke honorable Fred Gumo up.

Clay Onyango.


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STOCKHOLM SÄTRA ICED BLACK PARTY ON 28 JAN 2011…

Posted on January 24, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Don´t you dare miss this occassion,if you remember the successful,fully attended Sätra white party that was organised by FREDDY NICE and the crew,this time Miss Jawa, Proffesional Hair dresser and the owner of Salong Jawabelas STOCKHOLM,the beautiful Miss Africa Scandinavia will be by the enterance to usher you inside the club with a glass of carvossier.For more info please visit: www.nicegonga.blogspot.com.the party will start at 22hrs mpaka kokoriokioooo….Dress in ice black to Kill.YOU ARE ALL WELCOME!!!

Clay Onyango…courtesy NICEGONGA ENTERTAINMENT.


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My Mortuary Friend Is A Nuisance….

Posted on January 31, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

This sounds funny but its not.I have a friend who works at the mortuary,he surely loves his job just like anybody else.I have known him for so many years,during the kalongolongo days(days when we were kids pretending to Cook outside).

He had big dreams just like anybody else, to become a lawyer when he finishes school,unfortunately, we dream higher but God always has, either a good plan for us or vice versa.I dont know if his was vice versa.

Anyway,this friend of mine had a financial problem,and he actually called wondering if i could help.I didnt bother to ask what he needed the cash for,coz i trusted him.

I gave him the cash he wanted and he promised to refund in 3weeks time.The 3weeks passed without him coming and i decided to call him.
He apologised but asked me to go and pick up the money in his office.I had actually forgotten where he works,so i agreed.

The following morning,i took the bus to his working place,the mortuary,i was so scared.When i arrived,he was actually working on someones body performing an autopsy.Without talking to him,i looked back and took off to the bus stop,mind you,without my cash.
This is not a situation am used to….wacha chapa ikae…(let the money be).
Tried to call him,but he never answered,the next day he called and apologised that he was busy as i could see,but thats the only place i can get my cash from,since he was fully booked.

Now,am trying to wonder,could it be that he does not want to pay my money back,coz he knows am scared of his office,or this is how he tricks his friends?

Tried on a monday….”come to my office,tuesday…come to my office…wednesday…come to my office”.On thursday i decided to give up.So maybe i will get it when people stop dying….

Clay Onyango…just another imagination.


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Kimondos Memorial Service…

Posted on January 28, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Kenyans, friends and well-wishers are invited to a Memorial service for the late Mr. Patrick Kimondo who passed away on Tuesday 18th January 2011. According to a message transmitted by Mr. David Nyori, one of Kimondo’s closest and long-term friends, the Memorial service will take place on Saturday, 29th January 2011 at St Emmanuel Church in Central Stockholm. The service will be held between 15.00-18.00 hrs. Mr. Nyori welcomed everybody to the service.

Butdoisay and family conveys their condolonces to Mzee Kimondos family and close friends,may he Rest in peace…


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“Walambajis” At The Ambassadors Place…

Posted on February 4, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Part of Kenyans in Stockholm who attended a dinner at the Ambassadors place started with a prayer to thank the Lord before they took to their heels to mingle with the Kenyan members of parliament.The MPs have been in Europe for 2 weeks and Sweden was their last stop before they travelled back home.The MPs were,MP for Limuru,MP for Gem,the chief whip in the parliament of Kenya and the deputy Speaker of Kenya.

Some Kenyans did demonstrate outside the ambassadors residence to protest for not being invited by the ambassador to meet the MPs.They came into contact with the MPs and of course discussed their issues,regarding both the Kenya goverment and her excellency Purity Muhindi.After a lengthy discussion with one of the MPs,they drove home as walambajis as they are known to be,were left demolishing the tilapia,fried chicken,nyama choma,chapos,mukimo and Ugali.

Drinks were in plenty, I could see some rainbow colors in most of the Walambajis glasses,meaning they mixed coca cola with fanta,pineaple juice,whisky and gin…..I can understand where the name walambaji came from….lol
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Walambajis Meet The Members Of Kenyan Parliament…

Posted on February 5, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

This video depicts how walambajis not only went to squander at the Ambassadors residence,but to engage in a serious debate on ongoing Kenyan issues with the visiting MPs.They are also concerned if the constitutuion is not followed,if impunity is the way forward,if corruption is not eradicated,if the insecurity is not addressed,but ONLY in a form of a good dialogue and understanding.Watch the video and give us your view please….

Clay Onyango.


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“The Picketors Vs Walambaji..”Does Ean Wuod Luo Has A Point?

Posted on February 6, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Onyango,
Make me understand.Either am so far behind that l think am infront.When the MP`s were in Europe for two weeks ,were they on this mission to be with Kenyans in the diaspora ,or on specific Govt.business,and if so ,was holding consultations with Kenyans in Europe part of their brief.
At the same time it is also incumbent upon the Embassy to be posting a newsletter ,informing Kenyans in Scandinavia and the public at large, about such visits .This is standard administrative fare in most embassies and consulates worldwide.It enables anyone with matters to be resolved have time to channel them without resorting to measures such as picketing the ambassadors residence or any other event as the case might be.
It would be unwise and rather futile to be making hasty assumptions without facts ,yes the MP`s did travel to Europe on taxpayers money ,yes they were on Govt. duty.The Chief Whip has in fact been to this country several times ,then why all the fuss this time around .Did he choose not to engage with Kenyans in Stockholm ,if so why is the ambassador taking the heat.Could somebody in the know enlighten me ,do visiting dignitaries have freedoms,including whom to associate with while on tours of duty abroad or are they sheperded at the whim of the anbassador?Also ,do they have to meet kenyans.Has anyone asked were the invitations sent out in private or official capacity.Enlighten me Clay.This is my opinion ,anyone having beef with the Ambassador ,should as is the protocol put it down in writing ,table the issues then have the problem discussed and probably solved .Kama sio hivyo ,if one has hard facts of crimes or actions committed that may be interpreted as being carried out with “impunity”(latest catch phrase)be suspected ,inform the relevant authorities to take the necessary steps.Na isi toshe ,no one represents anybody in any school of thought or undertaking within the diaspora of kenyans living in scandinavia.To the best of my knowledge,the two parties that took part in the ongoings at the ambssadors residence did so while exercising their rights as individuals, which is allowed in Sweden ,and not representing kenyans in the Sweden .Clay ,l repeat ,educate me on this one.Everyone has a right to be heard.If there are insitutions or bodies tasked with speaking on my behalf then ,nime wachwa nyuma saana .
Written without prejudice ,sija nyita chochote Clay ,ni fafanishie ndio nikuwe kwa mstari wambele jo.
For those inclined to delve into the morals of change and revolution-
“It would be a sort of irreligion,and scarcely lesst than a libel on human nature,to believe that there is any established and reputable profession or employment,in which a man may not continue to act with honesty and honour:and doubtless there is none which may not at times present temptations to the contrary”
Samuel Taylor Coleridge,(1817)
Opening quotation to “The Honour Code” treatise by Kwame Anthony Appiah-How Moral Revolutions Happen.
Ean Wuod Luo.


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“Walambaji” Label… bloggers To Be Sued To The Stone Age!!!

Posted on February 7, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Just to educate Kenyan Sockholmers about photos appearing in the various blogs. According to Swedish law (PUL) photos may be published without consent if they do not in any portray or attempt to portray the person in question in a ridiculous fashion or comprising situation e.g. drunk, naked etc. One of the Kenyan blogs has labeled those attending the event at the Ambassador’s residence as “walambaji”, that is Swahili for bootlicker. This is in direct contradiction to the Swedish PUL law and the publisher of photographs with a headline of this sort would have a case to answer. Labeling people bootlickers and publishing their photographs on the Internet is against the law in Sweden because this act exposes the people involved to ridicule. Unless of course the people in question have given their permission to have the photo published and labeled bootlicker.
Kenyans need to be educated, DO NOT depend others informing you of your rights citing freedom of expression and half-truths about photographs taken in public. Information in Sweden is available at the click of the computer mouse. FIND OUT! Wakenya wacheni kulala ata hapa ulaya! If my photograph had appeared on this blog with the walambaji label, I would have sued the blog owner back to the stone-age. He should consider himself lucky that Kenyans tend not to check up on facts.
PS. I have documented the walambaji articles, the headings and photographs just in case the blogger fellow back tracks and tries to pull them down or adjust the contents.
Kanda.


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Alcohol Rules To Change Life In Central Province-Kenya

Posted on February 9, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

The new alcohol rules will change the lifestyle of many central province women in Central Kenya.Some months ago,the central province women were complaining that their men are always drunk that they forget to do their bedroom duties.Men were always in pubs and then on the streets half dead.

Before these rules were established,some good samaritans were debating whether to send a a few lorries loaded with men from Nyanza and pour them in Central province to bring a happy mood to the Central province women.Some Kikuyus businessmen decided to do the business.They decided to charge 10,000 Kes per person for any Kisumu boy willing to board the trucks for pleasure in Central Province.Their business boomed.The trucks were were full loaded within an hour or two.

A few lorries were actually on the way from Othumo(Kisumu) but when they arrived in Nairobi,the new alcohol rule was implemented.Instead of the lorries driving back to Kisumu with the Kisumu boys…lol,it abandoned them in Nairobi since there was no business.</em>The truck driver was no where to be seen

The Kisumu boys were left roaming in Nairobi,but I understand some of them boarded matatus to central province to accomplish their dream.When they arrived,all the men in Central province were sober waiting with Rungus.

The new rules have made the central province men sober,since they are allowed to consume alcohol only from 1700 Hrs to 2300 Hrs.If anyone is found drinking before the mentioned time,they are fined 30,000 Kenya Shillings or 6months in prison.They are known as “MUTUTHO RULES”.

Clay Onyango.Ps. just for your humor…


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George Ochieng “Doctors” Mother Is Dead..

Posted on February 13, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

George who is well known by the name Doctor has lost her mother,who is also my aunt ,in Kenya,she is been sick for a long time but passed on while in Kenyatta hospital.

There is a daily open house mourning at his apartment in Väster haninge, Åbyvägen 19. The main fundraising will be held on the 26th Februari to support him offset the hospital bill that is over half a million shillings.

George has lost 4 very close relatives within a period of 5 years,2 brothers,the father and now the mother.Your presence will be highly appreciated.God gives and God takes!May Gertrude rest in peace!!
Ring.0736573803,0704600253 or 0735633876.

Clay Onyango.


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The Richest African In The World..

Posted on March 16, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

1. Aliko Dangote $13.8 billion (Sh1.1 trillion)

Position this year: 51
Last year: 463
Source : Assorted, self-made

The Nigerian is the richest African whose fortune at Sh1.1 trillion is equivalent to the entire value of all companies listed at the Nairobi Stock Exchange.

Actually, he is richer than American property impresario Donald Trump, who is worth $2.7 billion (Sh224 billion) and whom he can buy out and tell: “You’re fired!”

Dangote can acquire Sir Richard Branson’s Virgin Group and employ him as a flight attendant on Virgin Air. Branson is worth $4.2 billion (Sh348 billion) at position 254.

That is not all. He makes Oprah Winfrey’s $2 billion (Sh166 billion) read like pocket change, meaning Dangote can buy out Oprah and make her his secretary.

Dangote, a father of three, has leapt 412 places up, one of the biggest gainers on the Forbes list. Dangote’s holdings in sugar, flour mills, salt processing, transport, textiles, rice, vegetable oil, fish, real estate, oil, gas, millet, cashew nuts, cotton, cocoa, large scale millet farming, and cement concerns made his fortunes surge by 557 per cent in the past year.

The icing on his cake was the listing of Obajana Cement on the Nigerian Stock Exchange, where it commands a quarter of the total market capitalisation.

Obajana Cement is Africa’s largest cement maker, while Dangote Sugar Refinery Plc is the most capitalised company at the Nigerian Stock Exchange.

With a capacity to refine 700,000 tonnes a day, Dangote Sugar is the world’s third largest sugar refinery, controlling 60 per cent of the Nigerian market.

He has other cement plants under construction in Zambia, Tanzania, Congo, and Ethiopia, with cement terminals in Sierra Leone, Ivory Coast, and Liberia.

To congratulate himself, Dangote bought himself a $45 million (Sh3.7 billion) Bombardier aircraft for his 53rd birthday. Not bad for someone who began his financial ascent at 21 with a soft loan from uncle Sanusi Dantata in 1978.


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Lady Jaydee In Stockholm Sätra 29 April 2011

Posted on April 28, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |


The Best Female artist in East Africa Lady Jay Dee has Landed in Stockholm Ready for The Biggest Spring Party in Stockholm SPRING BREAK 2011 which will be on Friday night 29 APRIL…

STOCKHOLM Lets all come together and enjoy the Spring in Style….

GOOD PEOPLE
GOOD MUSIC….

YOUR MOST WELCOME..

Freddy Nice and the Sound Of Blackness


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Why Obama Managed To Kill Osama…

Posted on May 2, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

As the world is celebrating the death of Osama, there is one reason why he was captured during President Obama’s rule. Take time to analyse this two names..OSAMA and OBAMA.You might think these two are relatives, and both from western part of Kenya,where they are given names starting with letter O. In real sense they are quite different individuals,one a President and the other a terrorist.The only alphabet that’s making the difference is the second letter,the S and the B.

It is believed that most people from this part of Kenya are intelligent,Obama is very intelligent probably more than Osama, and of course Osama was not a fool,he too was intelligent. I mean to carry such a terror attack in September 11 was well thought. He knew he could not penetrate the US intelligence through their borders,and that’s why he chose the air attack.

President Bush could not capture Osama for almost 8 years and this is because his name does not start with letter O,probably if he would change it to OBUSH,it would work.

And Why do you think Oprah is intelligent? Her name starts with letter O,she has probably some Kenyan blood too.Are you expecting kids, give them names beginning with letter O.

Well done President Obama, may you have 4 more years to prove to the US and the world that you mean business and to bring about CHANGE in the world.

Clay Onyango.

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What Is President Museveni Thinking?

Posted on May 3, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

A week ago President Museveni´s was in Kenya to advise Kenyans on democracy,what democracy can he advise Kenyans while he is humiliating his rival Besigye.Besigye was attacked last week by Museveni´s army and supporters in the streets of Kampala and is recovering in Nairobi Kenya.

Coincidentally,while Museveni was in Nairobi for the conference his presidential candidate was being treated in Nairobi too.

I read an article on one of Kenya’s newspapers,how Museveni´s security dragged a Kenyan out of the conference room for asking him why he is preaching democracy while he is punishing and humiliating Besigye.

And what has become of the Kenyan security? Why do they allow their citizen to be dragged like that? How about the freedom of speech that is being practised in Kenya?How can an intruder flex his muscles in your own home?

The Kenya government should try to protect its citizens first rather than to impress foreigners who are not useful to the country.And for Museveni, educate your children soldiers some manners.

Clay Onyango.


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The Ritz Society Is Doing A Great Job.

Posted on May 3, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Last month the Ritz society organised an African Got talent in Sweden on Silja line cruise to Finland that was a success, but maybe, a bit messed up by the Silja line host.Unlike the other event Miss Africa Scandinavia they organised last year,the turn up was not so good as the later.

In business sometimes you win and sometimes you don’t this should not stop them from trying .All the same keep up the good work!!!

Now i take you to some African behaviours that might mess this organisers that are trying really hard to put Africans together:

Firstly,our African audience,please lets learn to respect any event organised by our fellow Africans.I saw some brothers trying to get into events without paying which led to some skirmishes at the events gate.This is quite embarrassing,the Ritz dedicates its time and money to organise these events and its a shame to feel superior and create havoc.

Secondly,our African audience,if you don’t have cash to buy food on board this cruise, stay at home.You are humiliating the entire Ritz and of course your brothers and sisters.
Why do you have to take a used plate with some food remains and eat it or wipe it and then go for an ad on?

You don’t even know the person who used this plate,he might have had tuberculosis or any other disease.SHAME ON YOU!!

Thirdly,why were there many complaints that drinks were missing from the tables.You buy a drink from the bar,you sip it twice,you rush to the dancing floor and when you come back,your table is empty and some Bros are too full???Do i need to answer really?? Shame shame!!!

Clay Onyango.


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2011 African Challenge Cup In Sweden Is On The Making..

Posted on May 5, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Please, send this to the various responsible leaders of the various categories of your team.

Junior/Girls 15-19
Junior/Boys 15-19
Senior/Boys 20 and above

Now, time has come for the second Edition of the African Challenge Cup.

The first weekend of July is the date of the launch of the SAAS African Challenge Cup, a tournament which focuses on player’s development.

We believe in Swedish style of football in which young and talented players are given the opportunity to shine.

For this reason, we made an innovation this time by adopting an approach which mixes class and categories, unlike last year when we had categories alone.

Boys and girls who are 15-19 years old belong to the same category and are welcome to form a team. The same case applies to boys who are 20 and above.

In categories 15-19 and 20+, dispensation will automatically be given to two players per team who are one year over-aged at the maximum. Girls may play in boy’s teams in category 15-19.

This approach will allow us to identify organizations or teams which are seriously committed to Youth development while the process will also allow us to identify the stars of tomorrow.

To encourage all participants, the three winning teams in each category will share a prize while the winning team in each category will receive the prestigious trophy of the SAAS African Challenge Cup.

Do not wait!

Note: We believe in the principle of “first come first serve” and therefore, we request interested participants to register their teams as soon as possible to be certain of entry into the tournament. This year, participation will be limited to 24 teams.

We will also allow an Association to have two teams in the same category if there will be room.

Register your team today!

Best regards.

SAAS African Challenge Cup Organizing Team
Mob: 070-352 26 26
Email: info@ac-cup.se
Web: www.ac-cup.se


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Is Lady X Mentally Sick And Needs Our Help?

Posted on May 6, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

There is a Kenyan lady, namely lady x,who might be mentally sick and needs our support.The lady has been moving around Stockholm begging for money from passersby.I have personally bumped into her 3 times and all she does is begging money.I think her problem is mental and she needs help.

Can any close relative or friend arrange for a meeting where we can discuss how to help her if she is not getting any help from somewhere else.She is a mother with a son and according to some sources,she was evicted out of her house some years back.

Last week, the owner of a garage that repairs my car asked me if i knew a Kenyan by the name Lady x who is begging around.

He asked me to ask her to stop doing that because it’s a bad habit,i guess he does not know she is mentally sick.Do you know lady X,please advice how we can support her,whether financially or physically.

Clay Onyango.


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Osama Is Gone But Has Left Michell Obama And The World Stuttering..

Posted on May 8, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

The Osama story is still occupying the media world,you press Sky news,CNN,BBC,ALJAZEERA,KBC and many others,the news is just Osama.He is a gone case now but has left the world stuttering.The only person who is not stuttering is President Obama himself.

The first day the breaking news announced that he OSAMA was killed,the news caster himself was heard stuttering.Stuttering in a manner that instead of saying OSAMA has been captured, he stuttered and said Obama and suddenly rectified to OSAMA.Many people are incidentally saying OBAMA too and then rectifys to Osama.This story is too sweet that its spoken by everyone at least every second.

I mentioned the first lady Michell Obama too,because i assume Osamas name has been on their dinner table everyday for the last 8 months,that she sometimes confuses to call the husband’s name and calls him “OSAMA”, and then she goes like, Oh sorry “Obama!!!”

Imagine Michell Obama going like this,”OSAMA DINNER IS SERVED”,or OSAMA AM GOING TO SLEEP….these too names are too alike that we wont stop stuttering.Are you also stuttering? Please let us know….

Clay Onyango.


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Majority Think Its Sweeter In The Bedroom And Not The Kitchen….

Posted on May 9, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

They say its sweeter on the sofa ,and some say its sweeter in the Bathroom,some in the car,while some under the tree,many in Africa say its sweeter when you do it in the bush.There are many ways you can do it,standing,sitting,bending but the best of all is kneeling down while facing the moon.

I mean the prayer,you sick minded people…..lol

Clay Onyango.


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The Secret Question I Have Always Wanted To Ask You…

Posted on May 9, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

I have had a secret that i have had for so many years.I have always wanted to Ask my friends but i didn’t know how.This has really affected my family and my fellow Kenyans ,both in Kenya and abroad.This question might affect you too that is reading this article right now.I dont know if i should ask it or keep it to myself.Please dont blame me if it affects you..

The question is, is it true that the price of Spinach has gone up?….yani siamini…ati bei ya sukuma imepanda.?….lol

Clay Onyango.


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Magic System,Awilo Logomba 03 June 2011,Munchenbryggeriet.

Posted on May 19, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

MAGIC SYSTEM AND AWILO LOGOMBA ON THE SAME dancing floor in Stockholm on the 03 June.Dont miss it.Come one come all!!! This is a must see concert..See you there..Buy Your tickets now!!!

CLICK BELOW TO LISTEN> Super African Party

drop: Awilo Longomba to all his fans in Stockholm

Clay Onyango.


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Magic System and Awilo Longomba Information.

Posted on May 20, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

On June 3, 20.00-03 held what must be the biggest African party evening in Stockholm ever.
World Artists Magic System and Awilo Longomba are just two of the names that will fill the Munich brewery dance floor.

In the name of The Africa Culture Mega Party 2011 will also be local bands Makonde, Urkraft and Jung Gentleman Jeff to give the audience everything they have. DJ’s Mike & Maleeq with his Swagga, Multi Kulti-Magnus with the Orient, Humbal Crew with Mbalax and Jim, Dutty P & Ras I Door with reggae and dancehall ensure that the party of four dance floors and an equal number of scenes never have a peaceful moment, while the chef makes us satisfied with various African specialties.

Artists: Magic System, Awilo Longomba, Makonde, Urkraft & Jung Gentleman Jeff.
Where: Münchenbryggeriet
When: Friday, June 3, 2011
Door: 20:00 to 03:00
Live: 21.00.

Advance booking: 430 + fee
18 YEARS +

tickets:
Zeticket.se
Taj Mahal 08 212281
Vison’s Retail 08-4620665
Sound Killa 08 6541400
Mawdoo Streetwear: 08-7508887

press photo Magic System:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/fa8mzy

press photo Awilo Longomba

http://www.sendspace.com/file/azry13

press photo ancient power

http://www.sendspace.com/file/350yky

Drop: Super African Party Stockholm 2011

pressbild Magic System:

http://www.sendspace.com/file/fa8mzy

pressbild Awilo Longomba

http://www.sendspace.com/file/azry13

pressbild urkraft

http://www.sendspace.com/file/350yky

drop: Super African Party Stockholm 2011

Info:maila tim.maestro@gmail.com
Tm / Tel: 0736 1836 87


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MADARAKA DAY INVITATION- 29 May 2011.Time 1400 Hrs

Posted on May 24, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

The Ambassador of Kenya Mrs Purity Muhindi and Dr Joe Muhindi Request the pleasure of the company of Kenyans at a reception on SUNDAY 29 May 2011 ,from 1400 hrs to 1700 hrs at the Residence,KENYA HOUSE in Nacka.

To Confirm and directions kindly call 08-21 83 00.

Retrieved from the embassy website.


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Sound Of Blackness Party

Posted on May 26, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Zion Heights Reggae Mix..

Posted on May 26, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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MAGIC SYTSEM AND AWILO LOGOMBA

Posted on June 1, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

JUNE 3rd, Live in concert MAGIC SYSTEM & AWILO MAKONDE URKRAFT Manchenbryggeriet Tickets 08-1620665, 08-212281


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Lisa Muraya An Upcoming Kenyan Gospel Celebrity…VOTE NOW!!!

Posted on June 2, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Anthony Muraya den 1 juni 07:13
Hey–

My wife, Lisah, is one of the nominees for the Africa Gospel Music Awards- an event held annually in London, now in it’s second year, whose purpose is to recognize and to celebrate the work of the gospel sector, and to showcase the talent, innovation and success of African gospel artistes.

Lisah is in the “best song” – Alitenda- and “best artiste/s (Europe)” categories. To vote for her, please visit; http://www.facebook.com/l/85ff3AyuknbxBvCdo22xbVZy87g/
www.africagospelmusicawards.com and follow instructions under the link “vote”.

I like the song “Alitenda” not just because Lisah sang it but also because it reminds me of God’s faithfulness any time I’m challenged by a need. It reminds me that because He did it in the past– to me or to someone else whose testimony I’ve heard– He will do it even now that I need a miracle.
It gives me hope to know that because alitenda, atatenda again.

I therefore ask you to take 2 minutes and visit http://www.facebook.com/l/85ff3AyuknbxBvCdo22xbVZy87g/www.africagospelmusicawards.com and vote for Lisah Muraya in the “best song” and “best artiste/s Europe” categories.

You can also listen to the song on YouTube by searching Lisah Muraya- alitenda, if you haven’t gotten a copy of the cd yet.

Thanks and may God bless you.
Anthony.

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VOTE FOR LISA NOW!!

Posted on June 3, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Vote For Lisa Now…

Posted on June 8, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

I have just casted my vote for Africa’s best gospel song ALITENDA by Lisa Muraya, a Kenyan residing in Sweden.LIsa has been nominated in the upcoming Africa Gospel awards, and to win she needs our support to vote,lets vote now for Lisa Muraya.
TO vote go to www.africagospel.com click on vote now and follow the instructions,its easy.All the best Lisa Muraya.

Clay Onyango.


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The Proud Kenyan Stockholm Parents Graduation Ceremonies…

Posted on June 11, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |


It’s amazing how are our Kids in Stockholm have grown so fast.I cannot imagine most of them are now graduating.This year 2011 Kenyan parents in Sweden have had many of their children graduating.I have attended many of these occasions but unfortunately,I couldn’t make it to some,but I just wish I could divide myself.I will mention a few that i knew of.I did attend Abdul and Rama Shabir,the sons to Steve a well-known Kenyan figure.Its amazing how these kids have been brought up,they are full of respect,ambitions and are definitely outgoing,they are pursuing to become flight engineers.With this profession, you have to be very good in mathematics and physics,these are the most fearful subjects of all.To hear these Kids going for this is, make me so proud of them.

-Then it was Teddy,Cathy Maundus son,another polite kid,full of respect,ambitions and obviously outgoing.He is pursuing to become a lawyer,another very good profession that needs many years of studying.This is one kid that would never pass you on the street,without rushing towards you to say hi.He is too full of respect and well mannered.Congrats Cathy for giving birth to this wonderful kid.Though born here,he can as well speak Swahili,just another plus!!!

-Then there was another Kenyan Stockholm pride by the name Grace.Though i don’t know her very well,am sure she is a plus and a plus.I missed her graduation ceremony,but all the best Grace and CONGRATULATIONS.

Another Kenyan Stockholm pride is Okoth Osewes daughter,Vivian, who is also graduating today.This is another kid full of respect and outgoing.Will do my best to attend her graduation tonight and find out what she is pursuing.We wish her all the best and Congratulations once again.
Another Kenyan Stockholm pride is milka’s son,Richie,he is also graduating today…all the best Richie and Congratulations.Keep up the respect!

Another Kenyan Stockholm pride happens to be my own daughter Sofia,she just graduated yesterday and I managed to travel all the way to attend her graduation ceremony in Lulea,north of Sweden.This is also one kid that has all the qualities of life.Just before her 19th birthday,she had already acquired a drivers licence.I was surprised to read on Lulea newspapers how she is one of the Swedish talented basket ballers.In one of the magazines,they praised her by saying how they were so proud of her,since she helped lulea basketball team thwart a Norwegian team,with 17 points.

-She is also competing in Horse ridding in Sweden, and just before her 19th birthday she has secured herself a job.How proud can i be as her father,she has really motivated my other kids and I hope they are following her footsteps.I didn´t know what to offer her as a present,but I surprised her with a car….she deserved it.All in all Congratulations to all these kids parents and of course myself.Kenya Stockholm parents Keep up the good work of raising your kidos!!!

Clay Onyango.


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Sofia Graduation…

Posted on June 13, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Sofia Graduation In Pics..

Posted on June 13, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Sofia Graduation In Pics…

Posted on June 13, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

A glance full of surprise and happiness,when the car rolled in….


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DJ Jimmy Is Not As Shy As He Loooks….

Posted on June 13, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

During Awilo Logombas concert,he asked Awilo if he could teach him some KUKU DANCE,this dance was discovered by Dj Jimmy himself,and it has become a famous dance among Kenyans in Sweden.Here are some Kuku dance steps being performed by the one and only…Dj Jimmy.

Clay Onyango.


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Dj Jimmys Kuku Dance part 2

Posted on June 13, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Kuku Kuku….


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Dj Jimmy Kuku Dance Part 3

Posted on June 13, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Dj Jimmy Kuku Dance Part 4

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Dj Jimmy Kuku Dance…Part 5

Posted on June 13, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

According to sensei Dj Jimmy,in this particular move,you twist your stomach like on the picture,to mix the kuku or ingokho in the stomach well as the digestion is taking place….Kuku dance.


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Dj Jimmy Kuku Dance Part 6

Posted on June 13, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Dj Jimmy finally left the stage,leaving Awilos dancer asking for more…kuku dance…


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KIDUM LIVE IN STOCKHOLM ON 16TH JULY

Posted on June 27, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |


Kidum live in Stockholm on the 16 July 2011.
Venue Ranhammarsvagen 15 in Bromma.Time from 2100 to 0500 am.There will be a grill party during the day to enable Kidum to meet his fans and take pictures.Grill location to be announced soon.
Dont miss it.Reserve your tickets on info@orkarinte.se now.More info 076 216 9132.

Clay Onyango.


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Match Date Time Team Venue Results

Posted on July 3, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Sports Association
Of
Afro-Scandinavians

AFRICAN CHALLENGE CUP 2011

Group A

Match Date Time Team Venue Results
1 Sunday 03/7 14.00 -15.10 Ivory Coast vs Sierra Leone Skarpnäcks Sportfält
3 Saturday 09/7 14.00 – 15.10 Mali vs Somalia Skarpnäcks Sportfält
5 Saturday 09/7 16.20 – 17.30 Guinea vs Ivory Coast Skarpnäcks Sportfält
7 Sunday 10/7 11.00 – 12.20 Ivory Coast vs Somalia Skarpnäcks Sportfält
8 Sunday 10/7 12.20 – 13.30 Sierra Leone vs Guinea Skarpnäcks Sportfält
11 Saturday 16/7 14.00 -15.10 Guinea vs Somalia Skarpnäcks Sportfält
13 Saturday 16/7 16.20 – 17.30 Sierra Leone vs Mali Skarpnäcks Sportfält
15 Sunday 17/7 15.10 -16.20 Sierra Leone vs Somalia Skarpnäcks Sportfält
17 Sunday 17/7 17.30 -18.40 Ivory Coast vs Mali Skarpnäcks Sportfält
19 Saturday 23/7 10.00 – 11.10 Guinea vs Mali Skarpnäcks Sportfält

Group B

Match Date Time Team Venue Results
2 Sunday 03/7 15.10 – 16.20 Burundi vs Kenya Skarpnäcks Sportfält
4 Saturday 09/7 15.10 – 16.20 Cameroon vs Burundi Skarpnäcks Sportfält
6 Saturday 09/7 17.30 – 18.40 Kenya vs Tanzania Skarpnäcks Sportfält
9 Sunday 10/7 13.30 -14.50 Tanzania vs Cameroon Skarpnäcks Sportfält
10 Sunday 10/7 14.50 -16.40 Kenya vs Benin Skarpnäcks Sportfält
12 Saturday 16/7 15.10 -16.20 Cameroon vs Kenya Skarpnäcks Sportfält
14 Saturday 16/7 17.30 – 18.40 Tanzania vs Benin Skarpnäcks Sportfält
16 Sunday 17/7 14.00 -15.10 Burundi vs Tanzania Skarpnäcks Sportfält
18 Sunday 17/7 16.20 -17.30 Benin vs Cameroon Skarpnäcks Sportfält
20 Saturday 23/7 11.10 – 12.20 Benin vs Burundi Skarpnäcks Sportfält

Semi-finals

Match Date Time Team Venue Results
21 Saturday 23/7 12.20 – 13.30 Winner group A vs 2:nd group B Skarpnäcks Sportfält
22 Saturday 23/7 13.30 – 14.40 Winner group B vs 2:nd group A Skarpnäcks Sportfält

Match for third place

Match Date Time Team Venue Results
23 Saturday 23/7 14.40 – 15.50 Skarpnäcks Sportfält
Saturday 23/7 15.50 – 17.00 THE ELDERS MATCH Skarpnäcks Sportfält

Final

Match Date Time Team Venue Results

24 Saturday 23/7 17 – 18.10 Skarpnäcks Sportfält


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Kenya Team 1-1 Burundi Team

Posted on July 3, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

The long-awaited African tournament has already started with Kenya team drawing with the Burundi team.

Both teams showed a skillful match with the Burundi team scoring the first goal.
The Kenya team scored during the second half.

Before this match,the Sierra Leon team thrashed Ivory Coast 2-1.Both teams played a fair game.

This time the tournament is more organised than the first one.Seems like the organiser Jacob learned from the first one.Well done Jacob.Kenya team will meet Tanzania team on saturday.Please dont miss…

Clay Onyango.


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Nyama Choma With Kidum On The 16 July

Posted on July 3, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

The long-awaited nyama choma with East africa best musician KIDUM will be on Saturday 16 July.
Venue:Kvarbackvägen 10 in Bromma,6 minutes
walk from the concert venue Ranhammarsvägen 15 BROMMA.

Drinks will be served at a fair price.

Star Kidum will show up at the venue to mingle with his fans.

Transport to Nyama choma venue is: Train to BROMMAPLAN and then bus nbr 509 to Kvarnbacken 10,the bus stops name is jetverkstädarna.

Transport to Concert venue is: Train to Alvik and then bus 112 to RANHAMMARSVÄGEN 15.
Come one Come All!!!

Clay Onyango.


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Global Community Football League 2011

Posted on July 5, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Message follows in Swedish

Hello, Coach, Captain, Manager,
It was good meeting you, As i briefly told you. We have organized the Global community football League since 2006. The league attracts nations , organizations, companies,and clubs. The league is organized by Kista Sports Club, and Friends in service international,
We would like to extend our invitation to your team to come and participate in this friendly, competitive and professionally organized football league.As part of the event we shall have music, company and participants exhibition, Barbeque, as well as technics and fun competitions. we shall also have a trainer and coaches training course.
The league will take place from the 16th July-17th July 2011.
SAT 16th July 2011. Time 12:00-19:00
SUN 17th July 2011. Time 12:00-20:00
Winners will be awarded a trophy and medals as well as different gifts to the best outstanding players.
Selected Outstanding teams and players will also have a chance to be part of the European Union Education through sports training course.
Registration fee for teams is 1000SEK. Reduced price for special groups

Reply to us and confirm your participation as we have limited number of places for teams.
You can also register, online on our websites. www.frisi.org
www.kistasc.se
www.schoolofsports.org

Thanks and hope to hear from you.

Regards.

På Svenska

Hej, Coach, Kapten, Manager,
Det var bra att träffa dig, som jag kort sagt. Vi har organiserat den globala League samhället fotboll sedan 2006. Ligan lockar nationer, organisationer, företag och klubbar. Ligan arrangeras av Kista Sports Club, och vänner i Tjänst International,
Vi vill utöka vår inbjudan till ditt team att komma och delta i denna vänliga, konkurrenskraftig och professionellt organiserad fotboll league.As del av evenemanget vi kommer att ha musik, och deltagarna utställning, grill, samt teknik och roliga tävlingar. Vi skall även ha en tränare och coacher utbildning.
Ligan kommer att äga rum från 16 JULI – 17 JULI 2011.
Lör 16 Juli 2011. Tid 12:00 till 19:00
Sön 17 Juli, 2011. Tid 12:00 till 20:00
Vinnarna kommer att tilldelas en pokal och medaljer samt olika gåvor till bästa enastående spelare.
Valda Enastående lag och spelare kommer också att ha en chans att vara en del av Europeiska unionen utbildning genom idrott utbildning.
Anmälningsavgift för lag är 1000 kronor. Reducerat pris för specialgrupper

Svara på oss och bekräfta ditt deltagande eftersom vi har begränsat antal platser för lag.
Du kan också registrera, online på våra webbsidor. www.frisi.org
www.kistasc.se
www.schoolofsports.org

Tack och hoppas att höra från dig.

Regards.
Wilberforce
Friends in Service International
Mob:0046700513501
Email:Friends@frisi.org
Web: www.frisi.org


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Kidum Live Change Of Venue 16 July Västberg alle 15-25

Posted on July 13, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |


Due to the high number of fans expected at the Kidum Show on Saturday 16th July 2011, the venue for the show has been moved from Bromma to Västberg and at a bigger venue that will allow fans to ventilate as they stretch their muscles to the beats of Kidum.

The Grill Party, where fans will have an opportunity to meet Kidum before the show, has also been moved to a more central location in the middle of Stockholm’s Business District. The grill will now take place at Tanto Park in Hornstull. Details are as follows:

Grill Party: Tanto Park in Hornstull from 15.00hrs
Concert Venue: Västberg Alle 15-25 in Västberg from 21.00-05.00hrs

Transport to Grill Party: Tube – Hornstull then walk to Tanto Park if you will not be on wheels.

Transport to Concert: Take train to Midsommarkransen. Locate Midsommarvägen 10. The address is below the bridge under the highway beside the Statoil station. This is a five minutes walk. Follow candles which will be lined along the road.

You can book advance tickets at info@orkarinte.se or call: 076 216 9132
It will be the first time Kidum will be in Stockholm so make a date with one of East Africa’s most talented artist and experience him LIVE on stage. Make sure you get your photo shots for KSB during a night expected to be one of the most memorable and most exciting in the history of summer in Kenya-Stockholm.

RETRIEVED FROM KSB


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Kidum Number Moja-16July Stockholm

Posted on July 14, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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Team Wazee Wa Kenya Stockholm Formed..

Posted on July 20, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

Do you consider yourself a Kenya Stockholm mzee,we are forming a Kenyan wazee team to meet other wazes from other African countries this saturday the 23rd July at Skarpnäck IP.

May the following names show up at Skärpnäck IP on saturday.Mark Gaya,Ismail Naggy,Jacob Opande,Oti Goga,Joe Goga,Clay Onyango,Nicholas,Gonzo,Steve Shabir,Oti Marsta,Dj Jimmy,Ken Ofore,Councilor Mwaura,Manzoro,Steve Biko,Dan Aroka,Vincent Odede,Frank States,kindly inform others.PLease bring your football shoes.

For more info call Clay on 076 216 9132.Ps there will be beers before the match…

Clay Onyqngo.


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Kidum Concert In Stockholm A Blast…

Posted on July 20, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

The True East African artist Kidum was in Stockholm last weekend to entertain his Scandinavia fans here.For those who missed,they missed an African event of a lifetime,not just because it was organised by me but due to the contribution the fans gave and the way the artist himself,KIDUM,performed the whole night.

This was not a concert where an artist comes and plays a playback,but a whole band.The gittarist,the pianist,the drummer the singer,I mean the whole band.

The program started with a grill party in Tanto park,where Kidum was to mingle with his fans and sing one song while playing his guitar.In the beginning people thought it was a mere rumour to attract people,but this was not the case.

Calls were coming in all the time asking his whereabout.

Kidum arrived at Tanto park in style, he was seated in a silver Jaguar followed by a silver Audi Q5,just like a real star he is.He was booked at Radison blu hotel a five-star,just like a star he is,there was no time of putting him in cheap hotels like IBIS or accommodate him with Nick or Harry.This guy is a star and he needs to be treated like a star.

Pictures at the Grill party coming soon.The concert story to follow…

Clay Onyango.


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Kidum in Stockholm Pictures…

Posted on July 21, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |






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Grand Nyama Choma At Fittja Beach 30 July

Posted on July 29, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

After the Grill party all roads will lead to Västberga alle 15- 25 for the grand party by Djs The Sound of Blackness.Same lokal as the Kidum lokal.Info call the numbers on the flyers.Dont miss!!
Clay Onyango.


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Did Kenyans Learn Something From The Revolution In Libya?

Posted on August 23, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

First I would like to congratulate any Libyan on the planet for ousting President Moammar Gadaffi who has been the President for the last 42 years.I hope other African leaders will learn from Egypt, Libya and Tunisians revolution.Its sad that after living like Kings in palaces,they will now end up in bird nests and probably die like dogs or maybe live in cages like lions in a zoo.

Surprisingly,since the revolution six months ago,I hope you would agree with me ,that we did not see any human slaughtering with machetes,knives and swords even though Libya has about 150 different tribes.We did not see dead bodies lying on the streets of Tripoli as it was in Kenya 4 years ago.There was no looting and demolitioning of Libya’s infrastructure as it was in Kenya 4 years ago too.

So what made Libyans so humble people? and what made Kenyans so cruel people?

Please speak your mind.

Clay Onyango.


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Motivation From Billionaire Richard Branson…

Posted on August 23, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

My dear readers,I know its been a while since I updated this blog.I have always been saying that I have been busy working or making money.Thats not an excuse at all.The other day I saw Richard Branson the Virgin Billionaire on the newspapers and i decided to google him to read more about him.I was surprised to find out that Richard,though a billionaire with all that money and a very tight schedule all the time,he still finds time to write and update his blog,Richard Branson blog.You would think as rich as he is,he does not use his hands to write but after going through his blog,I found out that the English langauge he is using is simple and clear just as bloggers do write.
This has really motivated me to make a come back because since making that stupid excuse that I have been busy to update butdoisay,I have not made a quarter of Branson’s quid and am still struggling.
Thanks Branson for motivating me.

Cheers Clay Onyango.


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Basketball Party…..VÄSTBERGA ALLE 15-25

Posted on August 26, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |


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A New Upcoming Kenyan Artist-Watch Out For Olivia!!!

Posted on September 5, 2011. Filed under: Uncategorized |

There is a new upcoming Kenyan /Swedish artist on the menu,her name is Olivia Waldermersson,the daughter to Evelyn Waldermersson and a sister to Catherine Maundu.She showed her talent recently in a function organised by the Stockholm Stad in Skarholmen and she won herself a few gigs, one being a performance with Kidum ,East Africa’s best artist and a few gigs that will be at Göta källare in a few months to come.

She will be a guest artist on Kidums performance in Sweden on the 24th of September 2011,address Västerberga alle 15-25.All the best gal!!! Dont mind the date,2011.September.

Clay Onyango.


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